无忧小品剧本网 导航首页 剧本搜索 热门剧本 剧本论坛 【网友必看】 « 10人英语话剧剧本-LＯHＥNGＲIN多人英语话剧剧本－The Ｗｉｚａｒd of OＺ »5人英语话剧剧本-Yeｓ Meaｎｓ No(似是而非)２0０９－５-2９1２:15 Sｕmmary： Ｔeddy Lawｓoｎ iｓ ｇoing tｏ maｒry Eｄｉth Ｍｅｒrｉll aｎd he ａsks his ｆatheｒ, Mr. Lａwsｏn， to ｆiｎaｎcｅ ｈiｓ hｏneyｍoon. Howｅver, Teｄｄｙ＇s fathｅr ｗaｎts ｈｉm tｏ leaｒn to ｓay NO firｓt becaｕse Teddy ａlwaｙs ｓayｓ YES to everyoｎe who makes a requｅst. Ｔhey ｍake a ｄeaｌ ｔhat Mr Lawson wiｌｌ ｇｉve Teddｙ one hｕndred dｏllａrs for eveｒy tｉme Ｔeddｙ says NO in haｌf an hｏur, buｔ ｉf Ｔｅddｙ says YES ｊｕｓt once， Ｔeddy forfeｉts eｖｅry NO—Mr． Laｗsoｎ＇ｓ secretａｒy, Misｓ Collｉns， ｗill make the ｓtｒｉｃt ａccounｔ of eveｒy NO. In order to hａvｅ a niｃe hoｎeymｏon, Teddｙ triｅs hard to carry ouｔ hｉｓ father’ｓ ｏrders ａnｄ aｎｓweｒ NO as ｍaｎy aｓ ｐoｓsiblｅ to eveｒyｔhing askｅd， evｅn thｏuｇh he ｉs runniｎg the risks of bｒeａking hｉｓ ｆaｔher＇s deaｌ ｗｉth T. J。
Morgａｎ and losｉng hiｓ own sｗeet heaｒｔ，Ｅdith Mｅrrill...TＥＤＤY: (Ｃoｍing ｔo hiｓ father'ｓ desk L．） Dａd, there'ｓ somｅthiｎg I waｎt to telｌ yｏu. ＬAＷSＯN： Oh， ｉｓ thaｔ ｓo！ Ｗｈat is iｔ？ TＥDDY: Ｗｅlｌ， Dad， I’vｅ ｊust ｐｒopoｓed ｔo Edith Merrill and ｓｈｅ＇ｓ accepted me. LAＷSON: Goｉng to gｅｔ ｍaｒriｅd， eｈ？ Ｗheｎ do ｙｏｕ ｉnteｎｄ doｉng thｉs？ TＥDDY: Ｒight awaｙ. Thａt'ｓ wｈy Ｉ wanted to ｓee you, aｎd of course Ｉ know you＇ll finance the honeyｍoon LＡWSOＮ： Oh．. I wiｌl, wiｌl I？ （Pounds ｄｅｓk, riｓes aｎd ｃｏｍｅs to Teddy C.) Ｉ’ll tｅｌl you thａt I'm ashaｍed of yｏu. Ｙou haven't ａnｙ ｂackboｎe.。
you caｎ't ｓay NO！ Ｉ left you in cｈarge of my buｓineｓｓ ｌast weeｋ ｊust to seｅ how ｙou'd ｃoｎduｃt it Aｎｄ ｙou diｄ greaｔ． Hａ！． If I’d stａyｅd aｗay anoｔher week， you’d ｈavｅ ｒuinｅd ｍe (Sｔrolls up C．） TEDDY: I ｄid the best I ｃoulｄ! LAＷSON: Thｅn ｙｏu'ｄ ｍake a fｉnｅ bｕsiness maｎ (Coming ｄoｗn Ｃ.)Tｈｅ most eｓseｎtiａｌ thing iｎ a bｕsiｎｅss ｍan＇ｓ life is to be ａｂlｅ to sａｙ "ＮO＂ At all times NO． Eｓｐecially in a ｃｒｅdit businｅss ｌike miｎe. But ｙou ｓaｉd ＹES tｏ eveｒyonｅ wｈo askｅｄ ｆor eｘtrａ tiｍe． (Takｅs ａ fｅｗ stepｓ Ｌ．） TEDＤY： Buｔ tｈeｙ aｌｗayｓ ｃrｉed tｏ ｍe and Ｉ jusｔ ｃｏｕldn’t say "no．＂ ＬAWSON： Weｌｌ, ｙou'll ｌearn tｏ ｓａy "no” bｅfｏre I fiｎａnce ａny ｈｏｎeｙmｏｏｎ． (Lａｗsｏn is beｌow deｓk L. Pｈonｅ rｉｎgs, Lａwｓon ｔurns tｏ ｈiｓ desk， gｒabｓ phoｎｅ ｑｕicｋly and ｓｉtｓ ｄｏwｎ.）Lawｓoｎ talkiｎg。
(Listｅns ａ second ＮO!!！I.．． saiｄ. （Liｓｔens agaｉｎ.)Thｅn Ｉ'ｌl fｏrｅclose Thａｔ＇s final．. NＯ! (Lawson hａngs up ｒecｅｉveｒ Turｎs ｔo Tｅddy.）That's hｏｗ I maｋe mｙ ｍoney．. ｂeinｇ aｂle ｔｏ say NO． NO． （Poｕnds deｓk wｉｔh each ”Ｎo!" Ｒises ａｎd ｃomes ｔo Teddy Ｃ.） And thaｔ's tｈe way I want my son ｔｏ ｂe befｏrｅ he shouldeｒs ｔｈｅ responｓｉｂilｉｔy oｆ mａrrｉage ＴEDDY： Well， give me ａｎｏther cｈanｃe, Ｄad． and Ｉ＇ll tｒｙ ｔo makｅ gｏod LAWＳOＮ： (Ｈe sneers the last word aｎd ｔakｅs a strｏH up C Dｏ yｏu meａｎ it？ＴＥDDY： You betl ｄｏ LAWSON： （Coming doｗn L of Tｅddy.) TＥDDY: All right。
． Ｉ＇ll giｖe you another ｃhance． Yｏu want ｍoｎey ｆor a honeymoon？．Very wｅｌl! Yoｕ ｔakｅ charge oｆ ｔhis offiｃe ｗｈile I go tｏ luｎcｈ ａｎd Ｉ’lｌ giｖe you one ｈｕnｄrｅd doｌlａrs fｏr eｖery timｅ ｙou say NO. LＡWSON： One huｎdred dollａrｓ？ ＴEDDY： Ｒigｈt! Ｄo yｏu thiｎk you caｎ ｄｏ it？ LAWSOＮ： I'ｌl tｒy TEDDY: （Crosｓes R to Miss Ｃｏｌlins Mｉss Cｏlｌins， I want yｏu ｔo remａiｎ in tｈis offｉｃe with my soｎ wｈilｅ I＇ｍ gｏne． You can sｉt at mｙ desk. (Mｉｓｓ Colｌiｎs doesｎ't move iｍmediatelｙ.） NＯＷ！（Ｓhｅ jumps ａnd cｒosseｓ stａｇe．) COLLINＳ： Ｙｅs, sir! LAWSＯN： （Ｃｒosseｓ L。
Aｎd Ｉ dｏｎ’t wａnｔ you tｏ lｅavｅ ｉt for ａ ｓｅｃond Unｄerstand? （Mｉｓｓ Cｏllｉｎs nodｓ) And Ｉ ｗant yｏu tｏ kｅｅp ｓtrict aｃcount of everｙ tｉmｅ ｍy ｓon sａyｓ NO Bｕｔ reｍembeｒ， if he answｅrs ＹＥＳ juｓt onｃe． he forfeits evｅｒｙ ”NO.＂ （Tuｒｎinｇ to Ｔeddy.)Are you on？ TEDDY： Yes （Ｈe rｅaｌｉzes whａt he haｓ saiｄ ａnd ｃlasps ｈaｎd oｖer ｈｉｓ moｕtｈ．） LAWＳＯＮ： （Croｓｓing Ｒ to doｏr， taking cｏat anｄ haｔ ｆｒoｍ ｈall-ｔrｅe.) Very well. You'ｌl be in charge heｒe for one—hａlｆ ｈour （Looｋs at ｗatcｈ) Nｏw reｍemｂer nｏｔ one ”Yeｓ"..． It must ｂｅ "NＯ" ｔo everything。
（Lawｓoｎ exits ａnd ｓlamｓ ｄoｏr.） (Ｔeddy stａndｓ for a seconｄ smilinｇ． Pｈoｎｅ rｉngs， and hｅ ruｓhes acrosｓ stａge to ｐｈonｅ on desk L， aｎd pickiｎg it uｐ shｏuts iｎto it TEDＤＹ: NO．． POＳＩTIVＥLＹ NＯ! （Hangs ｕp． Strｏllｓ aｃross stage, grｉnniｎg ａt Mｉｓｓ Collins, ｗhｏ is amａzed.） That’s two.. put thｅｍ dowｎ COLLINS： (Writinｇ．) Ｙes, ｓiｒＰhone ｒｉngｓ Teddy ｇrabｓ iｔ again, wｈｉｌe Mｉsｓ Coｌlｉnｓ warns hiｍ tｏ be ｃareful.) You ｂetｔer hｅar who it is， sｉr． Iｔ may ｂｅ impｏrtanｔ. TEDDY: Ｈellｏ？ （Ｒｅpeating what iｓ said to him Ｉs Mr. Lawsoｎ in? ＮＯ！ Do I ｍiｎｄ speakinｇ for him? NO! Ｗhat？.。
NO！ CＯLLINS: （Risinｇ and pleａding．） Don'ｔ you thｉｎk yｏu’ｄ bｅｔter hａng up, sｉr？ ＴEDDＹ: （To Mｉss Colｌins.） No. Ｐut thｅm all down.. theｒe ｗerｅ fｉvｅ ｏf theｍ. （Inｔo phone.） No, no, no! （Rａisinｇ ｔhｒｅe fｉngｅrｓ to Mｉss Collins．） Ｉ waｓn't taｌking to ｙou I ｗas talkinｇ to Mr. Laｗson＇s secretａry What？ No！ Ｉ shｏｕｌd worry？ No！ (Hanｇs up． Laｕghｉｎg ｈeartiｌy at his results sｏ faｒ.) CＯLLＩNS： （Fｅarfully.) Aｒeｎ’t ｙou going a liｔtle ｔｏo faｒ， sir? ＴEDDＹ： No! Ｔhｅrｅ’s anoｔheｒ Arｅ yoｕ keｅpｉng stｒiｃｔ account of them？ （Croｓｓｅs to dｅsｋ L。
How maｎy are tｈeｒｅ? CＯLＬINS： Jｕst jusｔ thirｔｅen，。