凯茜Cathy?凯茜Cathy?凯茜Cathy?早上好凯莉Morning, Kelly.早上好你还好吗Morning. You all right?我很好你干嘛坐在这儿黑压压的Yeah. Why are you sitting here in the dark?我只是在想点事情有点想哭I was just having a little think and a cry.想来点咖啡吗OK. Do you want some coffee?还是不用了No, Id better not-我已经喝了 7杯了 -好吧-Ive already had seven. - Right.他一直在放屁He keeps doing little farts.他上班会迟到的Hers going to be late for work.你想和我谈谈吗Do you want to talk about anything?不我没事儿Oh, no. fm fine, actually.谢谢凯茜Thanks, Cathy.谢谢关心Thanks for asking.我把一切都告诉了狐狸I talked it all through with the foxes.抱歉凯莉我没懂你在说什么Sorry, Kelly, Im finding it hard to work out what that means. 唔我哭了但我不想Well, I was crying and I didnt让其他人听到所以我去了花♥园♥里want anyone to hear, so I went out into the garden那里有一只狐狸带着它的孩子们and there was this fox there with his babies我就假装它们是我的朋友and I sort of used the opportunity to pretend把烦恼都倾诉给它们了I was having a conversation with them.好吧Ok.它们给你什么建议了吗Did they have any advice?呃并没有Well, no, not really.它们只是狐狸Theyre foxes.嗯Hm.外面好潮湿It was quite wet out.也许地毯上被我不小心沾上了泥I think I mightVe got a bit of mud on the carpet哦别担心Oh, dont worry about that这都不是事Im sure it will be OK.对■不起真的被我弄得有点脏是吧Sorry. Its a little bit messy, isnt it?凯莉亲爱的你今天早上是不是因为杰森的面试才哭的Kelly, love, is this about Jasons interview this morning? 当然不是不是Of course not! No. Oh, God, no.我真心希望他能得到那份工作No, I really want him to get the job, dont I? Yeah.那是一个很棒的机会Thats an amazing opportunity他可以去澳洲生活和工作for him to live and work in Australia.是啊Yeah.嗯我去厨房&h earts; 了Hm. Ill be in the kitchen.哦谓寸谢你凯茜我没事儿Oh. Thanks, Cathy, but Ifm fine.-我很好一切都很好-那就好-Im amazing. Its all good. - Good.他要丢下我去澳洲了And herll go to Australia without me 我会独自死去我再也不能和他上♥床♥and Ell die alone and Ill never have sex again我会变成饥渴的老女人还驼背我and fl! be old and horny and get a hunchback and…-这个放哪儿-餐具抽屉里-This one?・ Cutlery drawer.放满的都是餐具对吧Its all cutlery, isnrt it?-所以把它放进餐具抽屉里-噢-So it all goes in the cutlery drawer. - Oh!-我说到哪儿了-驼背-Where was I? - Hunchback.哦对我会变得又老又饥渴还驼背Oh； yeah. So Ill be old and horny and get a hunchback当人们看到我年轻时的照片时会说and people will see pictures of me when I was young and go,“哦天哪她年轻时这么漂亮但你看看她现在”"Oh, my God, she wasnrt bad then and now look at her!“她完全驼背了啊想像一下我驼背的样子"Shes got a massive hunchback!" Imagine me with a hunchback! 我不觉得你需要担心这个I donrt think you need to worry.你不会驼背的Youre not going to get a hunchback.我发誓所有驼背的人曾经都这么说过但你看看他们现在还不是驼背了I bet thats what all the hunchbacks said and now look at them!El-餐具抽屉-噢是啊・ Cutlery drawer. - Oh, yeah.天啊我都不知道我把这个吃完了God, I didnt realise Id finished that呃有一只狐狸进来了One of the, er... foxes got in.我就呃拿东西喂了它Or I sort of um... fed him.嗯Hm.我知道你有多沮丧亲爱的因为我现在也很沮丧I know its upsetting, love, because Im upset, too,但杰森还没得到那份工作别想了好吗but Jason hasnt even got the job yet, let alone moved there. 嗯你所说的就像那只狐狸爸爸一样Mm. You sound like the daddy fox.-是吗-嗯-Doi?- Yeah.但那只是我的想象呃因为它只是只狐狸But just, like, in my head because, well, hes a fox, isnt he? 它不能说话He cant talk.对吧Can he?-对-对-No. - No.对了我帮你把这些书按字母顺序排放了Oh! I put these into alphabetical order for you.-哦谢谢-嗯还有-Oh, thanks. - Yeah. Also…这一堆都是说明书This one is all of your instruction manuals这一堆是按时间顺序排好的银行对账单and those are all your bank statements in chronological order. 谢谢Thanks.电费好贵啊是吧Electricitys expensive, isnrt it?没错Yeah.所以在我的想象中Yeah, so…in my head,狐狸爸爸的话语很温暖它说the daddy fox was leaping all over the conservatory going,“别担心淡定一点”"Dont worry about it! Be cooLH“我们都还不知道他到底能不能去澳洲呢冷静一点”"We dont even know if hers going to Australia. Chill out!"“他没有劈腿”"Hes not having an affair."“他给女孩在脸书上发的状态点赞"Just because he liked something a 并不意味着他和她上♥床♥ 了”girl put on Facebook doesnt mean hes shagging her."-你想和我谈谈这个吗？-不我没事儿-Do you want to talk about that, as well?・ No, Im good. 好吧Ok.凯茜Cathy?为什么他要和她互粉呢Why is he even Facebook friends with her?!我跟他说过“为什么你那么喜欢I said to him, "Why would you like something on Facebook 给那个女人的脸书点赞"Thats been put there by a woman 难道你想和她上♥床♥吗unless you wanted to shag her, you sexist pig?" 那他怎么说How did he take that?呃其实我并没有真的跟他说那番话凯茜Well, no, I didnrt actually say it to him, did I, Cathy? 我是一个胆小鬼但我也没办法啊Im a massive coward. But I could have.-哦德里克-不好意思-Oh, Derek! - Sorry.你为什么不关门Why didnrt you close the door?凯莉看到了怎么办Kelly couldfve seen you.-德里克-别跟宿醉的人说话-Derek! - Dont speak to me. Hangover. 你还好吗Hm! You OK?哦你觉得呢Oh! What do you think?-你短裤穿反了 -是啊-Your boxer shorts are on back to front. - Yeah. 所以你昨晚So, did you...不好意思Excuse me.你昨晚和Did you have a nice night with...?■抱歉・没事儿-Sorry.・ Thats all right 你昨晚和麦克玩得不错吧Did you have a nice night with Michael? 哦天啊Oh, God!你还好吗德里克叔叔All right, Uncle Derek? 嗯不能更好了Yeah, top of the world-你什么时候回来的-我不知道-What time did you get in? 。