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1、HAPPY STATIONOne day a ten-year-old child asked his One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, “Mom, what is a synonym?“mother, “Mom, what is a synonym?“ “What? You even dont know what a “What? You even dont know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I synonym is? How foolish you are. Whe
2、n I describe you as foolish, I mean youre silly, describe you as foolish, I mean youre silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?“?“ “Yes, a synonym is using bad language.” “Yes, a synonym is using bad language.” The child concludedThe child concluded. .开
3、心 一 刻一天，一个一天，一个1010岁的孩子问母亲：岁的孩子问母亲：“ “妈，什么妈，什么是同义词？是同义词？“ “ “你说什么？竟然连同义词都不懂！真是个你说什么？竟然连同义词都不懂！真是个笨蛋。我说你是个笨蛋，就是说你是个傻瓜，笨蛋。我说你是个笨蛋，就是说你是个傻瓜， 是个蠢货。你现在明白同义词的意思了吗？是个蠢货。你现在明白同义词的意思了吗？“ “ “明白了。同义词就是骂人。明白了。同义词就是骂人。“ “POEMWhen You Are Old When You Are Old When you are old and gray and full of sleep And When y
4、ou are old and gray and full of sleep And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And slowly read, and dream of the soft look your slowly read, and dream of the soft look your eyes had once, and of their shadows deepeyes had once, and of their shadows
5、deep；How many loved your moments of glad grace, How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or trueAnd loved your beauty with love false or true；诗 歌当你老了，白发苍苍，睡思昏沉，在炉火旁当你老了，白发苍苍，睡思昏沉，在炉火旁打盹，请取下这部诗歌，打盹，请取下这部诗歌， 慢慢读，回想你过去眼慢慢读，回想你过去眼 神的柔和回想它们过去的浓重的阴影；神的柔和回想它们过去的浓重的阴影
6、； 多少人爱你年轻欢畅的时候多少人爱你年轻欢畅的时候 出于假意或真心出于假意或真心地爱慕你的美貌，地爱慕你的美貌， 只有一个人爱你那朝圣者的灵只有一个人爱你那朝圣者的灵 魂，魂， 爱你老去的容颜的痛苦的皱纹。爱你老去的容颜的痛苦的皱纹。 But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face; And loved the sorrows of your changing face; A
7、nd bending down beside the glowing bars, bending down beside the glowing bars, Murmur, a little sadly, how love fled Murmur, a little sadly, how love fled And paced upon the mountains overhead, And paced upon the mountains overhead, And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.And hid his face amid a crow
8、d of stars. 诗 歌躬身在红光闪耀的炉火旁，躬身在红光闪耀的炉火旁， 凄然地低语，凄然地低语， 爱为何消逝，爱为何消逝， 在头顶的山上，在头顶的山上， 它缓缓踱着步子，它缓缓踱着步子， 将脸隐没在群星之中。将脸隐没在群星之中。诗 歌海外拾贝为什么英国英语和美国英语有差别？这里有历为什么英国英语和美国英语有差别？这里有历 史的原因。史的原因。美国是一个移民国家，最早的移民就是 美国是一个移民国家，最早的移民就是1717世纪世纪 来自英国而在美国东部定居的英国移民，到来自英国而在美国东部定居的英国移民，到1818世纪世纪 后期，英国移民已有四百多万。他们说的英语大致后期，英国移民已有四百
9、多万。他们说的英语大致 上还是英国英语。但随后的两个世纪以来，陆续有上还是英国英语。但随后的两个世纪以来，陆续有 大批的移民来自爱尔兰、德国、法国、斯堪纳维亚大批的移民来自爱尔兰、德国、法国、斯堪纳维亚 国家、东欧和南欧的一些国家。此外还有从墨西哥国家、东欧和南欧的一些国家。此外还有从墨西哥 来的西班牙人，和亚洲来的中国人和日本人。来的西班牙人，和亚洲来的中国人和日本人。所有这些人都须学英语才能生活下去，而这些所有这些人都须学英语才能生活下去，而这些人原来所说的本国语又都对英语带来影响。但是总人原来所说的本国语又都对英语带来影响。但是总 的来说，美国英语主要是的来说，美国英语主要是1717世纪
10、英国英语在美国的世纪英国英语在美国的 进一步发展。美国英语继承了英国英语的语法结构进一步发展。美国英语继承了英国英语的语法结构 和基本词汇，但是在词汇方面也吸收了一些外来成和基本词汇，但是在词汇方面也吸收了一些外来成 分。这些外来成分来自美洲印第安人的语言和许多分。这些外来成分来自美洲印第安人的语言和许多 移民国家的语言。移民国家的语言。海外拾贝名言警句A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. c
11、an enjoy in this world. Joseph Addison Joseph Addison 知足是人生在世最大的幸事。知足是人生在世最大的幸事。 艾迪生艾迪生 If you would know the value of money, go and try to If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. borrow some. Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin 要想知道钱的价值，就想办法去借钱试试。要想知道钱的价值，就想办法去借钱试试。 富兰克林富兰克
12、林If you wish to succeed, you should use persistence If you wish to succeed, you should use persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry. sentry. 如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友，以经验如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友，以经验为参谋，以谨慎为兄弟，以希望为哨兵。为参谋，以谨慎为兄弟，以希望为哨兵。名言警句
