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1、Three visits to the cottage三顾茅庐三顾茅庐 搞笑版搞笑版Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three personsLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors看门人 in Caocaos corporation公司 to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious c
2、haracter ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test六级考试 by his wife was reviewing examination contents. SCENE 1: Liubeis home Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic杯具的 life end? Its so terrible! Liubei: xiaoYu, its imposs
3、ible that I dont feel painful, isnt it? Now we come down to Caocaos corporation as gatekeeper看门人, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. Its very hard to get work now. No diplomas文凭 and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliangs wife borrowed us 500yuan t
4、o cope with his husbands CET-6 fees last month, it seems that its time for us to be debt collectors now. Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or well be as poor as church mouse. Liubei: How did I forget this? Lets go! Go go! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning! Aside: And then the three brother
5、s climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang. SCENE 2: ZhuGeliangs house Actors: ZhuGeliang keeperZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose忧郁的 recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. Whats CET-6? Do you know? She even borrowed money from the gate keeper Liu
6、bei. What can I do when they do for debts. ? Oh! Yes! I have a good idea ！ Come on quickly! Boy! Keeper: What is the matter? Sir? ZhuGeliang: Listen carefully! I am too busy doing my homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on me that i have went to study in England. Kee
7、per: Yes! Sir! Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliangs house. SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliangs house Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper Zhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open! Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (O
8、pen the door) Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife. Keeper: Zhu said he is not in. Liubei: En? 疑惑不解的样子Keeper: Oh! No!.I mean I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month. Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him her
9、e! Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, lets go home! Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didnt see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heav
10、y snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in. SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliangs house Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper Zhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for
11、you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again. Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Lets go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door) Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment! Zhangf
12、ei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down! Guanyu: Sunflower press葵花点穴手! Xiao fei, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals知识分子, understand? Dont be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his
13、 life我们要钱不要命. If you will kill him, where is our money? Liubei: The Financial Crisis金融危机 is so serious, dont you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes! Zhangfei (Bat eyes) Guanyu: sunflower press! Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu? Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program
14、called “My Own SWordsman武林外传, which is so popular with lots of people in China! Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before! Guanyu: Oh! That is a good idea! Keeper: Dont interrupt! Boss is reading! Liubei: Keep quite! Aside: at
15、 this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon. SCENE 5: ZhuGeliangs Home Actors: ZhuGeliang liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: heres Liubei at last. Ha ha ha . I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue. Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time! Zhu
16、: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ? Liube: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when do you repay it for me? I have starved for several days. ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify?扮无辜的样子 Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man. Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak
17、 it to the judge！很生气 ZhuGeliang: Dont do this to me Please拉住刘备的衣服装可怜, i dont want to jail . I know you are not only a handsome clever cute man,but also a ambitious hero . do you want to reign the whole country? Liubei: Im so surprised! I dont know you are so ideal. ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, c
18、ould I not repay your money? Liubei: En.you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us? ZhuGeliang: Ensorry, I cant. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you. Liu: En. Zhangfei: (Pull) B
19、rother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why cant we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ? Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft透支 our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first. Liubei: This is good idea! Aside: with the help of liubei , ZhuGeliang finally pass the test. After that he will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.
