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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英语幽默小笑话带翻译 一个英语小笑话 一个英语（小笑话）一： A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves. Cloth or leather asked the salesperson. Makes no difference? replied customer. What color asked the clerk. Any? he responded. Size Give me whatever you prefer? the gentleman said? slightly
2、 exasperated. My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them. 一个英语小笑话二： After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume?he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. Thats a bit much,said Tim, so she returned with a s
3、maller bottle for $30.00. Thats still quite a bit,Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. What I mean,said Tim, is Id like to see something really cheap. The clerk handed him a mirror. 一个英语小笑话三： Next time that you think youre having a bad day The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively-saved animals were released into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, a killer whale ate them both. 第 1 页 共 1 页
