The Cop and the Anthem《警察与赞美诗》剧组2010级旅游英语三班警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Scene 1 在狐狸河监狱里，索比在悠闲地听在狐狸河监狱里，索比在悠闲地听着音乐看着书准备在温暖的牢房着音乐看着书准备在温暖的牢房里度过这个寒冬里度过这个寒冬警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Guard: get up, you lazy swine! Congratulations, time to say goodbye.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: Oh no, man! I wanna stay here for a life-time—here is my home, my cozy, sweet home. Never ask me to leave. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 G: Damn your home! Who do you think you are, Michael Scofiled? A prison break? Get away from my sight, now! And find yourself a wife and a house!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S: But winter is coming, and it’s getting so damn freezing, where can I possibly find a wife? How can I possibly feed my stomach? Please, sir…警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 G: Just move the crap of your face from my eyes! Haven’t you learnt that “if winter comes, can spring be far behind?” Find Barack Obama and have a chitchat, chance is that he may come up with an idea…警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S: I don’t even know Obama, I only know you…警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 G: whatever, stop nagging me, or I will treat you as your neighbor Zang Tianshuo, possibly a life time in prison…警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S: Yes, yes, a life time here is my dream! I don’t have to worry about food and bed, and for Zang Sir, I’m a huge fan of him~Buddy ah buddy, do you ever think of me….警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 G: Enough, enough! Just get out of here. How far Shenzhou VII goes, how close you just follow it!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 这时。
索比不情愿地离开温暖的监狱，来到索比不情愿地离开温暖的监狱，来到深冬昏黄的小街上，他现在只有一个深冬昏黄的小街上，他现在只有一个念头，惹点麻烦，让警察把他从无家念头，惹点麻烦，让警察把他从无家可归中拯救出来，把他送到心中的天可归中拯救出来，把他送到心中的天堂：狐狸河监狱堂：狐狸河监狱 Scene Two警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy : Oh, My Ass! It’s damn cold here! I must get back to my warm little home in the jail. Well, I’m gonna stir up some troubles to arrest the cop’s attention.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：…A shop window! Haha~ I will call up my cop brother with your anthem of cracking~ 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police：：Who broke the window? Eh？？Where has he gone? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：Don't you think I'm in this? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police：：What tricks are you playing? Which moron is stupid enough to wait for the cop after breaking the window? I'm so busy, no time to play with you. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：I know you have big cases to cope with, such as the food polluted by SuHuaji, the execution of YaoJiaxin,or maybe Lucas is not XieTingfeng’s son……but I can assure you that.. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police：：Hey you, listen! I'm pissed off after the stock went down, stay away from me, or I'll beat you as miserable as the stock of Petro China! Again, who the hell broke the window? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：I've made a clean breast of all, sir. I'm a very very bad guy, I broke the window, I steal a lot of thermos bottles and bicycles in Chuannong.... 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: God knows what evils I cannot do! So, please put me in, send me to the jail, I love Fox River~警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police：：What you need is a mental doctor, not a cop! Where you should stay is the mental hospital, not the jail! Don't block my way, I just saw someone running over there, must be him~ 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：Oh no, sir, I did it, seriously! I did it! Don't go~警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police：：Get away! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：Uncle Cop, show mercy on me, I wanna go to the jail, 555555555~~~ 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S:Damn it! Why is it so difficult to be caught by a cop? I must figure something out……Look! My Goddess of Fate is lingering over there! Maybe some flirting will make that elegant lady scream extraordinarily loud! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S: And that cute fat cop will catch me, and accuse me, for molesting a woman! Well! Hello! The bed in jail. I’m coming!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S: Hi, Babe, Have you ever seen me before? You just look so familiar! Wanna a chat? Or, come to my place? En hen? We can go deep inside to our topic. Hahahaha! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Prostitute: WO! That sounds great! Marvelous! Have you recognized me, my sweetie, since the Yanzhao Gate? You know, those beautiful photos of mine are flying everywhere in this cosmos! Every living creature knows what I look like! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 P: Even that stupid ass keeps staring at me. I’m hungry for the hell of a whole day! You are my first patron today, chap. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S:Well...I....me...eh...What I want.....警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 P: Foolish! I know what you want! No hurry, we’ll keep walking and talk....Just don’t look at that ass! Yes, like this, like brother and sister....Yes! If that ass doubts, I’ll say you are my long lost cousin...警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S: But....I’m...I...警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 P: Don’t be shy! Are you new? You are on the right track! Just go to your place, as you said, perhaps we can have a platonic intercourse, right?! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S: Than...Thanks...Bu...But ...I...I’d better go now...I just have some other affairs....警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 P: What?! Don’t go! The price we can bargain later! Just don’t go!!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 S: No, no, no....Please! Don’t come close! I’ll call the S: No, no, no....Please! Don’t come close! I’ll call the police! No! Help!police! No! Help! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 P: You such a lying ass!! Don’t run! I’m excellent! Trust me!!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Scene Three这时。
调戏别人不成反被调戏的索比好不调戏别人不成反被调戏的索比好不容易擺脫了那位美女的纠缠，肚子容易擺脫了那位美女的纠缠，肚子指引着他走进一家饭店，坐在椅子指引着他走进一家饭店，坐在椅子上时，索比突然有了一个主意上时，索比突然有了一个主意警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: What a world! Ladies take the first step now... A Bawang Dinner, plus making some trouble, isn't this the shining road towards Fox River? Hey, waitress, bring me the menu~ 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Waitress：：Can I help you, sir?警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：I hear your restaurant features beautiful waitresses, why comes an old granny? Where have all the young girls gone?警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Waitress：：I'm terribly sorry, sir. Because of the economic crisis, the young girls are laid off to reduce the cost. What else can I help you, sir? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: Forget it... This is not my day... This... this... this... and this. That's all.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Waitress：：Excuse me, sir, but can you finish all these? What you order can almost feed up a battalion...警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：What！！I have a lion's appetite, okay? You stupid granny, are you urging me to call your manager? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Waitress: Sorry, sir, your meal will be ready in a minute. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：What the hell is this milk? Full of the flavor of melamine! ... Wanna kill me? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Waitress：：I'm sorry sir. We only care for the processing. As for the content in the milk, I'm afraid you have to talk to the milk cows in person. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：Waitress~~~~~ A fly in the soup! A holy green fat fly! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Waitress：：It doesn't matter sir, according to my experience, he won't have too much soup, besides, please don't.. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：What! Here again... Holy cow, you put worms in the meal?! Oh no wait, a damn half worm! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Waitress：：Worms are rich in protein and good for health. By the way, Sir, if you have finished your meal, please pays the bill. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy：：Pay the pill to your hell! I will smash your restaurant. Call the cop if you have guts~ 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Waitress：：Not necessary to bother the cop. Dumb, Dumber, clean up~ 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 A：：You bastard, asking for my fist? Disappear, now! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 一顿暴打。
警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Scene Four经过如此多的挫折之后，绝望的索比经过如此多的挫折之后，绝望的索比来到一座教堂唱诗班的歌声是如此来到一座教堂唱诗班的歌声是如此的圣洁而又纯净，索比也慢慢看到了的圣洁而又纯净，索比也慢慢看到了生活的希望生活的希望警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: What beautiful music! I often listened to it when I was a boy on Christmas Eve. Ah! How different my life used to be! But look at me now! I’m not that innocent boy any more, but a wretched, pathetic, and desperate creature. What’s the meaning of my life? Oh! I shouldn’t be like this! I can’t give up myself! I’m young and I can work on my own! It must be God’s wish that I won’t be sent to the jail! My Lord, I will follow your guidance and start a new life. I mean it, seriously!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police: Hey! You! What are you doing here? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: Nothing, just listening to the anthem. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police: Listening to the anthem? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: Why yes, I’m just standing here and listening to the anthem. What else am I supposed to do in such damn cold night? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police: Well, God knows what you are doing. Criminals are everywhere these days. Wait a second…Aren’t you the one who claimed to break the window? I remember you quite well…警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: I’m…I’m innocent…I mean, I wasn’t intended to break it…Look, sir, I gotta go…警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police: Stay with me! We are gonna have a good talk back to the police station. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: Please let me go, I don’t wanna go to jail, I wanna start afresh…Please!.... 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 The End Thanks ! 演职人员：演职人员：Soapy:王宇王宇 Guard:叶承林叶承林Waitress:何虹建何虹建 Dumber:高杰亮高杰亮Police:李茗君李茗君 Prostitute:陈唯陈唯Directors:刘璐莹刘璐莹 谭皓月谭皓月警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 。