好运查理/查莉成长日记/Good Luck Charlie 第一季第一集 S01E01 Study DateHi, Charlie, there you are. 嗨 Charlie 快看看你Nine months old and look how cute you are. 才九个月大 多可爱啊And look how cute I am. 再看看我多么可爱啊It's your big sister Teddy here, 我是你的姐姐 TeddyAnd I'm making this video diary 我在拍视频日记To help you survive our. 来帮你立足于我们这个Special family. 特别的家Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas. 嗨 看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh, and there's mom, 哦 这是妈妈Looking lovelier than ever this morning. 今天早上看起来最可爱了Not in the mood. 没那心情和你开玩笑Okay. I think you've had enough bananas. 好了 我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了So we're switching to sweet peas! 我们改吃点甜豌豆吧You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy. 你会喜欢吃的 快看 妈妈认为它们很美味哦Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay?非常聪明 一定要让妈妈先尝 懂吗Oh, and there's your older brother PJ 哦 那是你的大哥 PJDoing today's homework at the last minute as usual. 像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It's not today's homework. 这才不是今天的家庭作业This is yesterday's homework. 这是昨天的家庭作业There's a chance you two will be 你可能有机会和你哥哥in high school together. 一起念高中哦Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work. 哦 那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作He kills bugs for a living. 他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey, come on. we've been through this. 宝贝 拜托 我们已经说过这个了I don't kill bugs. 我不是杀虫I'm a pest control specialist. 我是害虫防治专家Either way. 还不都是得So now you've met the whole family. 现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgetting somebody? 忘记某人了吧Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you. Gabe 不是 不是的 我没有忘记你I was just saving the best for last. 我只是打算拿你来压轴Charlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe. Charlie 那是你的小哥哥 GabeYou want to say something to Charlie? 你想对 Charlie 说点什么吗You ruined my life. 你毁了我的生活Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer 好了 看来 Gabe 还需要点时间To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise. 来适应你 因为你有点像个惊喜I thought surprises were supposed to be good. 我还以为惊喜是好事呢And. cut. 好了 就到这里了Okay, gang, listen up. 好了 大家听着I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital 我今晚要回到医院工作For the first time since Charlie was born, 这是从 Charlie 出生后我第一次上班So I want everyone to stay at home 所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家- and help dad with the baby. - Wait-- no, mom. - 帮你爸爸照顾宝宝 - 等下 不行 妈妈I'm not gonna be here tonight. 我今晚不能待在家里I have a study date at the library. 我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don't you mean “studly“ date. 你的意思是借学习之机With Spencer? 和 Spencer 约会吧Oh, save it for your pillow. 哦 留着亲你的枕头吧I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule. 我很抱歉 Teddy 但是你得重新安排你的计划But, dad-- 但是 爸爸- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now. - Bob - 嗯 爸爸现在也不管用了Mom, don't take this the wrong way, 妈妈 别误会我的意思But why did you guys have to have another baby? 但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝 呢Well, because three kids was just too easy. 那个嘛 因为三个孩子太好养了Three's for quitters. 胆小鬼才只生三个And Teddy, you know better than to schedule Teddy 你已经懂事了 不至于去和a study date with a boy I've never met. 一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility 拜托 作为你的爸爸to know every detail of my kids' lives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Oh yeah? 是吗What school do I go to? 那我的学校校名是什么Um-- the one named after that president. 嗯 和某个总统名字一样Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school. 嗨 快点吧 我得开车送你们去学校了- Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet. - 我们走吧 - 等下 我还没吃早饭呢- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day - 快点 我们走 - 一天中最重要的一餐- Never got it. - Let's go! - 我从没吃到过 - 我们走吧- I've gotta get you to. Roosevelt? - Lincoln. - 我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢 - 是林肯小学Got it. 记住了Day's all burnt toast 生活搞得一团糟Running late, and dad says 就要迟到 爸爸在叫Has anybody seen my left shoe 我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到I close my eyes, take a bite 我闭上双眼 咬口早餐Grab a ride, laugh out loud 跳上车子 放声大笑There it is up on the roof 就在这里 我们的家I've been there, I've survived 我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过So just take my advice 所以听取我的建议Hang in there, baby, things are crazy 宝贝 不要放弃 世界有很多疯狂无奈But I know your future is bright 可是我知道你会有美好未来Hang in there, Baby 宝贝 不要放弃There is no maybe 不要怀疑Everything turns out all right 一切终会如你所愿Sure life is up and down 生活有悲有喜But trust me, it comes back all around 可是请相信我 坚持就有好结果You're gonna love who you turn out to be 你会喜欢将来的你Hang in there, Baby 宝贝 不要放弃Bob honey, I'm leaving for work! Bob 亲爱的 我去上班了Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule. 好了 老公 这是 Charlie 的生活安排It tells you when to feed her, 这上面写着什么时候喂她When to change her and when to put her down. 什么时候换尿布 什么时候睡觉Sweetheart, would you relax? 宝贝 放轻松Big daddy's got this all under control. 一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron 好了 不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn't make it true. 你就真当自己全能了Now if charlie gets fussy, 如果 Charlie 哭闹了her rubber ducky will calm her down. 她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They're all over the place. Please be careful-- 它们到处都是 拜托你小心点- They're all over the place. - Honey. - 它们到处都是 - 亲爱的You seem to forget I was fully involved 你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地in the raising of three kids. 养育了三个孩子Oh, yeah? When's my birthday? 哦 是吗 我生日是什么时候- July twelfth. - November twenty third. - 5 月 12 号 - 11 月 23 号Got it. 记住了Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运 CharlieMwah! Bye. 拜拜Bye. 拜拜Hey, dad? 嗨 爸爸- Yeah? - I have a homework question. - 什么事 - 我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay, fire away. 好吧 说吧Can the average human lick his own armpit? 一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗- Yeah. - Thanks. - 可以 - 谢了So what was that, like a science quest。