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1、关于初二英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译3篇英语幽默小笑话带翻译下面是我收集的关于初二英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译3篇 英语幽默小笑话带翻译，以供借鉴。关于初二英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译1An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted toplant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up thegarden. He wro
2、te to his son about it, and received this reply, For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig upthat garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!一个老人独居在北爱尔兰，他的独生子正在坐牢。老人想在花园里种些土豆，但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松。他写信想儿子提及此事，儿子回信说道：看在上帝的面上，千万不要翻松花园的泥土，我把枪埋在那儿了。At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up t
3、he entire garden,but didn't find any guns.第二天凌晨4点，一队英国士兵出现在老人家中，在花园把土地翻遍，但并没有找到任何枪支。Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情，问到底发生了什么事情，下一步应该怎么做。His son's reply was: Just plant your potatoes.儿子回信道：你只管种土豆好了。看了关于初二英语小笑话带翻译的人还看了
4、：1.初二英语幽默小笑话带翻译2.初二英语笑话带翻译精选3.初中英语幽默故事带翻译4.关于初中英语小笑话带翻译5.关于英文小笑话带翻译阅读关于初二英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译2Boxing and Running拳击和赛跑Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight.丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。Friend: But
5、 suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box.朋友：如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?Dan: I’m teaching him how to run, too.丹：我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。关于初二英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译3Class, Lass and Ass班级、情人和蠢驴Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,
6、so he wrote some words on theblackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked upand erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing t
7、he laughter, wheeled around, walkedback, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased-calmly walked up and erasedthe l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将class中的c擦掉，将意思变为汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面。教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，看了看那位学生，又看看被改动过的通知，不动声色地走上前，把lass中的l擦掉，将意思改为汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生，教授扬长而去。
