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1、Season 31 of 3 PagesSeason 4parents.Monica: Hey.Ross: (Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.Mr. Geller: (embarrassed) Judy, the kids.Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.Mr. Geller: Ohh, I thought th
2、at you.Ross and Monica: Dad, dad. We got it! We Got It!Emily: Ohh, here comes my dad and stepmum. Mister and Misses Geller, this is Steven and Andrea Waltham.Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyones hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling
3、its the Gellers. (She pays no attention shes talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, its the Gellers. (Shes still not responding.) Shes very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?Mr. Waltham: Its the Gellers!Mrs. Wa
4、ltham: Where?Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).Mrs. Waltham: Lovely to meet you.Mr. Waltham: Terribly nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding. (He hand a multipage bill to Jack.)Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition,
5、 were happy to do it.Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).Monica: Ha ha, a joke thats funny in all countries.(Ross quickly directs the families to their tables.)Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing
6、 by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.Waiter: Sir? (Looking at Joey.)Joey: Whats in it?Waiter: Goat cheese, water chestnuts, and panchetta. (Joey Looks down disgustingly at the food.)Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food.No, I dont, no.(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everythings dif
7、ferent here.I want to go home. I.I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.Chandler: Joey, its been three days, okay. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) Your diffe
8、rent here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.Mr. Geller: (Looking at ht wedding bill.) What the hell!Ross: whats up, Dad?Mr. Geller: T
9、his bill for my half of the wedding. its insane.Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to g
10、ive that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I dont want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, shes had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes
11、 advantage of the Gellers.Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack.(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)Scene: An airport in New York.Rachel: (
12、Running to the ticket counter) Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.Ticket Agent: (Cheerfully.) Hello.Rachel: (Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.Rachel: Ohh, good.Ti
13、cket Agent: And I do have one seat left. Rachel: Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you.Ticket Agent: The last minute fare on this ticket is twenty seven hundred dollars.Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.Ticket Agent: Well you can split i
14、t with another credit card.Rachel: Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night sta
15、nd, and.okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)Ticket Agent: (Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)Scene: The Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross is at the Walthams table discussing the bill.Ross: Look, face i
16、t, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, hes going to laugh in my face.Mrs. Waltham: This is ridicu
