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1、英语笑话带翻译 民间笑话是一个颇受大家喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。XX整理了经典，欢迎阅读!经典篇一Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for al
2、l 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, Well, Id like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.The fairy pick
3、ed up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.慎重许愿一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆贺她们六十岁的生日。她们恰好在同一天出生。庆贺活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，因为她们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，所以她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。接下来该丈夫许愿了。她犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”仙女捡起了魔术棒。“呯!”，她变成了90岁。经典篇二Wood FireOne woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male
4、 animal. Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened.Does that mean, asked the other, that they make ashes of themselves?森林之火一名妇女向她最好的好友大谈雄性动物的特征：“丈夫们就像是森林里的火，一不注意，她们就会燃烧起来。”“那是不是意味着，”另一个问道，“她们将自己烧成灰烬?”经典篇三Present for GirlfriendAt a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive lock
5、et as a present for his girlfriend. Shall I engrave her name on it? the jeweler asked.The customer thought for a moment, and then said, No-engrave it To my one and only love. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again.送给女友的礼品在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个珍贵的小金盒作为送给女友的礼品。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道。那名用户想了一会儿，然后说道：“不-在上面刻给我唯一的爱。这么，假如我们闹崩了，我还能够再用到它。”
