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1、 最搞笑的简单英语笑话_关于最搞笑的简单英语笑话 笑话一般比拟短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。笑话的消遣作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体安康。我共享关于最搞笑的简洁英语笑话，盼望可以协助大家! 关于最搞笑的简洁英语笑话：Blonde in the Dr.s office A brunette woman goes into the dr.s office. She tells the Dr. : It hurts all over my body. He says: point to where it hurts. She points to her shoulder and
2、yells OUCH!. She then points to her hip and yells OUCH!. Finally she points to her knee and screams in pain OUCH!. The Dr. asks her Are you a true blonde and dyed your hair brown? She says: yes, how did you know? He answers: YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!. 关于最搞笑的简洁英语笑话：Death in the family One day, a blon
3、des neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbormade her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying aga
4、in. She asked her why she was crying this time. I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too! 关于最搞笑的简洁英语笑话：The Blondes Pigs One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. So, the first blonde had an idea: She said, Ill cut my pi
5、gs tail off, then we will know the difference. So she cut her pigs tail off. That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pigs tail off. The next morning the blonde had a solution, she said,Ill just cut my pigs right back leg off. So, she did. That night same thing; the pigs got in a
6、 fight and one pig bit the other pigs right back leg off. The next morning the blondes were real upset and finally decided to cut the back left leg from the pig, so she did. That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pigs back left leg off. The next morning the blondes were really
7、upset and didnt know how they were going to tell their pigs apart. So, one of them stated, I will cut my pigs right front leg off. Then we can tell our pigs apart. So, she did. That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pigs right front leg off. The blondes were really upset and de
8、cided the only logical explanation would be to cut the remaining leg off one pig. So, they did. That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pigs only leg off. The next morning when the blondes awoke they were devastated. Finally, the other blonde spoke up and said, How about you tak
9、e the white one and Ill take the black one. 关于最搞笑的简洁英语笑话：Bad Blonde Day Q:how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? A:her tampon is on her ear and she cant find her pen! 关于最搞笑的简洁英语笑话：Airport Left I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up at the billboardit said Airport Left she turned around and went home. 看了关于最搞笑的简洁英语笑话的人还看了： 1.最搞笑的英语小笑话十那么 2.最简洁的爆笑英文笑话 3.关于爆笑的简洁英语笑话 4.关于简短爆笑英文笑话大全 5.关于简短爆笑英文笑话大全 第4页 共4页
