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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑好笑的英语笑话带翻译大全英语笑话100篇带翻译好笑的英语笑话带翻译大全 英语笑话大全带翻译 英语小笑话带翻译大全 冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象，越来越受到大家的关注，尤其在网络、杂志、微博、电影上特别盛行。冷笑话不同于一般的笑话，以其独特的制笑机制，能瞬间制造出一种特殊空气。本文是好笑的英语笑话带翻译，梦想对大家有扶助! 好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇一 聪明的鹦鹉 A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to it
2、s left leg and a green string tied to its right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings. Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German, replies the shop keeper. And what happens if I pull both the stri
3、ngs? our curious shopper inquires. I fall off my perch you fool! screeches the parrot. 译文 有个人去宠物店买鹦鹉。在那里，他望见有只鹦鹉的左腿被红线系住，右腿那么被绿线系住。对此他感到不解，于是他问该店的老板，老板回复说：这只鹦鹉受过特殊的训练。假设拉红线，它就讲法语，拉绿线，它那么讲德语。 这个奇怪的人接着问，要是我两条线都拉，会怎么样呢? 我就会掉下来了，你这个傻瓜!鹦鹉尖叫着说。 好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇二 三人同舟 Three men were sitting on a park bench. The
4、 one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. Oh yes, he said. They are my friends. In tha
5、t case, warned the officer, youd better get them out of here! Yes, sir, the man replied, and he began rowing furiously. 三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。 一位过路警察驻足查看了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否熟悉其他两位。 喔，熟悉，他说，他们是我的挚友。 那样的话，警察告诫说，你最好把他们从这里弄走。 好的，警官。那男子回复说，接着就开头疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。 好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇三
6、我丈夫连忙就要回来了 My Husband Will Be Home Soon A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face. James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldnt possibly do it, she would kill me! Oh pleas
7、e? the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. Oh really, I cant, he replies.My wife loves this beard! The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and r
8、eplies Oh Michael, you shouldnt be here, my husband will be home soon! 我丈夫连忙就要回来了 一个已婚男人去访问他的女挚友时，女挚友要求他剃去胡须。 噢，詹姆斯，我热爱你的胡子，但我更热爱看到你英俊的面孔。 詹姆斯回复说，我的妻子热爱我的胡子，所以我不成能剃掉它，否那么她会杀了我的。 噢，我求你了，女挚友用一种消极的、性感的声音又一次说道。 可是，我不能，他回复道，我的妻子热爱这胡子。 在女挚友一再苦求下，他终究屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。 妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，噢，迈克尔，你不理应在这里，我的
9、丈夫很快就要回来了。 好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇四 A Girls Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) . Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named yo
10、u after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you. Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I dont understand why my grandfather had a girls name. 女孩的名字 女儿出世时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯，和我深爱的业已过世的父亲同一个名字，不过家人指点这个名字太男性化了。 几年以后，我觉得迈尔斯已经长大，能够懂事了。我对她解释说：你的名字很更加。我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字，由于我分外爱他。我相信他会为你而深感骄傲的。 迈尔斯很留心地想了一下，然后说道：这些我都懂，妈妈。可是我不知道外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字。 看了好笑的英语笑话带翻译的人还看了： 1.英语爆笑笑话 2.最搞笑的英语小笑话十那么 3.英语幽默笑话带翻译大全 4.英语笑话故事大全带翻译 5.幽默英语笑话带翻译大全 6
