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1、【MeiWei81-优质实用版文档】人物：Z（曾小贤）,H（胡一菲）,Y（悠悠）,Q（子乔）SECTIONONEH（啃着苹果）：Oh,Isee,youwanttogetZhangWeisroomback.Z:Yes.Wehavetodothis,forthepeaceofourdepartment!H:Howcanyoudemandmetodothis?:Wecanpaywhateverwehave,includingZhangWei!H:Itsnotthematterofmoney,hecouldgetitbackifhehastheabilitytodefeatmebyintelligen
2、ce.Z:OK,Idliketopresenthimtochallengeyou.H:you?HahahhZ:hahahhhadontyouafraid?H:Noway!Imean,youthreecouldjustcomeinonetime.Ifyouwereluckyenoughtodefeatme,justhavewhateveryouwant,butifyoufail,Iwilloccupythewholedepartment!Q:Areyousure?H:Ofcourse.Z:Thatisadeal!(悠悠突然冲出来)Y:OOUWOWO,youarehavingacompetitio
3、n.Great,great!Iwouldlikebethejudgeandsetthequestions!四个人一人玩一个苹果，曾小贤的苹果丢了，继续摆手。Y:Herecomestherule:Eachteamhavetoanswerthirtyquestions,youwillhavethirtysecondsforeachquestion.Now,thecoinwilltelluswhichteamfirst.悠悠扔起硬币然后按住，慢慢的揭开，然后沉默片刻Y:Wouldyoupleasegetyoursideupfirst?大家一阵嘘声Q:Thesideofhead!.No!theflow
4、er!.No!nono,thehead!:Isthatsoimportant?Q:theorderisveryimportant!Ok,ok,thehead(突然很激动)flower!Z:well,wehavedecided,theheadside.Y:HeheImsorry,butneithersideofthecoinisthehead.Q:(很激动)mygod,itsallyourfault!Wevelostthegoodorder!:(。的):ignoreit,anyway,thesidewithoutflower.Y(抛硬币):Itisthesideofnumber.Q:number
5、?()Whochosethenumber?三人叹气，然后短暂沉默，突然惊喜的大声惊叫。:Ohyear!Year!Great!Y:boys,pleasechooseyoursubject.Q:WesternseGy!(大家尴尬对视)Y:Thissubjectisnotincluded.Thereareonlysubjectsofanimals,lifestyle,moviesandscience.Z:Wellthelifestylesubject.Y:Well,listencarefully:thereissomeonethatyoualwaystakeresponsibilityforherb
6、utnevertakeresponsibilityforyou,whoisit?三人笑了：Y：wrong，itsbank.YifeiH:AnimalsY:Apigneedtogoacrossthebridge,andthebridgecanonlyafford500kilograms.Thepigweighs300kilograms.Butthebridgebrokedownwhileitwascrossingthebridge.Why?:howcanitbethesubjectofanimals?Y(出示黄牌)H:Igotit.Thepigwasdriving!Y:right.Q:Howca
7、napigdrive?H:whycantapigdrivesinceZengGiaoGiancandoso?(曾小贤做开车动作)Y:well,itsyourturnQ:JapanesemoviesY(黄牌)Z:wechooselifestyleagain.Y:listen,Huyifeifallsfromtheheightof6000to1000.whyisshestillalive?Q:forshewasinaplane.Y:wrong.ShewasaChinesestockinvestorwhodroppedfrom6000pointto1000point.Z:Iseethat,canyo
8、ubemorestupid?Y:yifeiH:moviesY:pleasespeakoutthefourmostfrequentdialoguessaidbyMonkSha.H(思考一会儿):bigbrother,ourmasterwascaughtbythemonster!Y:one.H:secondbrother,ourmasterwascaughtbythemonster!Y:right,two.H:bigbrother,secondbrotherwascaughtbythemonster!Y:three.Whataboutthelastone?H:ouei!bigbrother,our
9、masterandsecondbrotherwerebothcaughtbythemonster.Y:perfect!SECTIONTWOY:now,thescoreis15to14.Herecomesthelastquestion.Itisyourlastchance.Pleasechooseasubject.:science!Ilovescience!Y:waoothequestionmaynotbeeasytoyou.Wedividethepaininto12degreesinmedical.Thefirstdegreeisbittenbyamosquito,andthetwelfthd
10、egreeisthepainofdeliveringababy.So,whatsthethirteenthdegree?:Iknow,Iknow!ItsHARA-KIRI!:wai-wai-wait,wait.Itmustntberight,ifHARA-KIRIismorepainfulthandeliverababy,whydosomanypeoplechooseCaesareanbirth?Iapplytorefutehisanswer!:lvZiqiao,howcanyourefutemyanswer?Ifmyroomisoccupied,Iwillmakesureyoukillyou
11、rselfbyHARA-KIRI!关谷激动争吵，Q:Stopmakingnoise!Letmethink!.Igotit!Itisthefeelingwhenapregnantwomanwasbittenbyamosquitowhilegivingbirthtoababy!Y:correct!Nowthescoreis15to15.itsadrew.H:why?Idonotacceptit.Y:calmdown,Ivealreadypreparedforthisresult.EGtra-time!三人怪叫喔Y:bothsidewillhavetwominutestoanswer,add1mar
12、kifcorrect,deduct1markifwrongandnomarkifyougiveup.Areyouclear?H:hengYouarelosers,areyousureyouwanttobetonit?Z:Ofcourse!H:Imean,morewagers.Z:Well,Iwantyour(众人吃惊)washingmachine!H:OK,sowhatsyourwager?Q:WecangiveyouZhangWei!H:WhatamIgoingtodowiththatguy?Q:Letmetellyou,itisnotdependonwhatyouwant,butwhatw
13、ehave!TOBECONTINUED（胡一菲），G（关谷），Y（悠悠），Q（子乔）第一节（啃着苹果）：哦，我明白了，你想要得到张巍“房间后面。Z：是的。我们必须做到这一点，我们公寓的和平！H：你怎么能要求我做到这一点？G：我们可以付出什么，我们都有，包括张伟！H：它“不该钱的事，他可以得到它后面如果他有该能力打败我。Z：好吧，我要替他他向你挑战。H：你呢？HahahhZ：hahahhha你害怕了？H：没门！我的意思是，你三个可以一起来。毫无疑问，如果你足够幸运击败我，将得到你想要的想，但如果您失败，我将占据全部公寓！问：你确定吗？当然：H。Z：这是一个交易！（悠悠突然冲出来）Y：OOUWOW
14、O，你有一个竞争。太好了，太棒了！我想是法官和设置的问题！四个人一人玩一个苹果，曾小贤的苹果丢了，继续摆手。Y：这里谈到的规则：每队必须回答30题，你会有三十秒的时间为每个问题。现在，硬币会先告诉我们，哪支球队。悠悠扔起硬币然后按住，慢慢的揭开，然后沉默片刻Y：请你先选择哪一面？大家一阵嘘声问：头的一面！.。不！花！.不！不，不，头！G：那是如此重要？问：顺序是非常重要的！好吧，好吧，头.（突然很激动）花！Z：好了，我们已经决定了，头上方。Y：呵呵我“对不起，但硬币的任何一方都不是头。问：（很激动），我的上帝，它“都是你的错！我们“已经失去的良好秩序！G：（。的）：忽略它，反正旁边没有花。Y（
15、抛硬币）：是数字的一侧。问：多少？（.）谁选择了多少？三人叹气，然后短暂沉默，突然惊喜的大声惊叫。Y：男生，请选择你的主题。问：西方的性感！（大家尴尬对视）Y：此主题不包括在内。那里仅主题的动物，生活方式，电影和科学。Z：恩.生活方式的主题。Y：嗯，仔细听：有一个人，你总是承担责任她却从来没有对你负责，是谁呢？三人笑了Z：第三者和：错，它“银行。一菲H：动物Y：一只一猪需要至去横过该桥梁，和该桥可以只承重500公斤。猪重300公斤。但桥坏了，而它正在过桥。为什么呢？G：怎么能说这是动物的主题？Y（出示黄牌）H：我知道了。猪驾驶！Y：对。问：如何才能一头猪开车吗？H：为什么不能因为曾小贤都可以开车？（曾小贤做开车动作）Y：好了，轮到你问：日
