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1、【MeiWei81-优质实用版文档】人物:Z(曾小贤),H(胡一菲),Y(悠悠),Q(子乔)SECTIONONEH(啃着苹果):Oh,Isee,youwanttogetZhangWeisroomback.Z:Yes.Wehavetodothis,forthepeaceofourdepartment!H:Howcanyoudemandmetodothis?:Wecanpaywhateverwehave,includingZhangWei!H:Itsnotthematterofmoney,hecouldgetitbackifhehastheabilitytodefeatmebyintelligen
2、ce.Z:OK,Idliketopresenthimtochallengeyou.H:you?HahahhZ:hahahhhadontyouafraid?H:Noway!Imean,youthreecouldjustcomeinonetime.Ifyouwereluckyenoughtodefeatme,justhavewhateveryouwant,butifyoufail,Iwilloccupythewholedepartment!Q:Areyousure?H:Ofcourse.Z:Thatisadeal!(悠悠突然冲出来)Y:OOUWOWO,youarehavingacompetitio
3、n.Great,great!Iwouldlikebethejudgeandsetthequestions!四个人一人玩一个苹果,曾小贤的苹果丢了,继续摆手。Y:Herecomestherule:Eachteamhavetoanswerthirtyquestions,youwillhavethirtysecondsforeachquestion.Now,thecoinwilltelluswhichteamfirst.悠悠扔起硬币然后按住,慢慢的揭开,然后沉默片刻Y:Wouldyoupleasegetyoursideupfirst?大家一阵嘘声Q:Thesideofhead!.No!theflow
4、er!.No!nono,thehead!:Isthatsoimportant?Q:theorderisveryimportant!Ok,ok,thehead(突然很激动)flower!Z:well,wehavedecided,theheadside.Y:HeheImsorry,butneithersideofthecoinisthehead.Q:(很激动)mygod,itsallyourfault!Wevelostthegoodorder!:(。的):ignoreit,anyway,thesidewithoutflower.Y(抛硬币):Itisthesideofnumber.Q:number
5、?()Whochosethenumber?三人叹气,然后短暂沉默,突然惊喜的大声惊叫。:Ohyear!Year!Great!Y:boys,pleasechooseyoursubject.Q:WesternseGy!(大家尴尬对视)Y:Thissubjectisnotincluded.Thereareonlysubjectsofanimals,lifestyle,moviesandscience.Z:Wellthelifestylesubject.Y:Well,listencarefully:thereissomeonethatyoualwaystakeresponsibilityforherb
6、utnevertakeresponsibilityforyou,whoisit?三人笑了:Y:wrong,itsbank.YifeiH:AnimalsY:Apigneedtogoacrossthebridge,andthebridgecanonlyafford500kilograms.Thepigweighs300kilograms.Butthebridgebrokedownwhileitwascrossingthebridge.Why?:howcanitbethesubjectofanimals?Y(出示黄牌)H:Igotit.Thepigwasdriving!Y:right.Q:Howca
7、napigdrive?H:whycantapigdrivesinceZengGiaoGiancandoso?(曾小贤做开车动作)Y:well,itsyourturnQ:JapanesemoviesY(黄牌)Z:wechooselifestyleagain.Y:listen,Huyifeifallsfromtheheightof6000to1000.whyisshestillalive?Q:forshewasinaplane.Y:wrong.ShewasaChinesestockinvestorwhodroppedfrom6000pointto1000point.Z:Iseethat,canyo
8、ubemorestupid?Y:yifeiH:moviesY:pleasespeakoutthefourmostfrequentdialoguessaidbyMonkSha.H(思考一会儿):bigbrother,ourmasterwascaughtbythemonster!Y:one.H:secondbrother,ourmasterwascaughtbythemonster!Y:right,two.H:bigbrother,secondbrotherwascaughtbythemonster!Y:three.Whataboutthelastone?H:ouei!bigbrother,our
9、masterandsecondbrotherwerebothcaughtbythemonster.Y:perfect!SECTIONTWOY:now,thescoreis15to14.Herecomesthelastquestion.Itisyourlastchance.Pleasechooseasubject.:science!Ilovescience!Y:waoothequestionmaynotbeeasytoyou.Wedividethepaininto12degreesinmedical.Thefirstdegreeisbittenbyamosquito,andthetwelfthd
10、egreeisthepainofdeliveringababy.So,whatsthethirteenthdegree?:Iknow,Iknow!ItsHARA-KIRI!:wai-wai-wait,wait.Itmustntberight,ifHARA-KIRIismorepainfulthandeliverababy,whydosomanypeoplechooseCaesareanbirth?Iapplytorefutehisanswer!:lvZiqiao,howcanyourefutemyanswer?Ifmyroomisoccupied,Iwillmakesureyoukillyou
11、rselfbyHARA-KIRI!关谷激动争吵,Q:Stopmakingnoise!Letmethink!.Igotit!Itisthefeelingwhenapregnantwomanwasbittenbyamosquitowhilegivingbirthtoababy!Y:correct!Nowthescoreis15to15.itsadrew.H:why?Idonotacceptit.Y:calmdown,Ivealreadypreparedforthisresult.EGtra-time!三人怪叫喔Y:bothsidewillhavetwominutestoanswer,add1mar
12、kifcorrect,deduct1markifwrongandnomarkifyougiveup.Areyouclear?H:hengYouarelosers,areyousureyouwanttobetonit?Z:Ofcourse!H:Imean,morewagers.Z:Well,Iwantyour(众人吃惊)washingmachine!H:OK,sowhatsyourwager?Q:WecangiveyouZhangWei!H:WhatamIgoingtodowiththatguy?Q:Letmetellyou,itisnotdependonwhatyouwant,butwhatw
13、ehave!TOBECONTINUED(胡一菲),G(关谷),Y(悠悠),Q(子乔)第一节(啃着苹果):哦,我明白了,你想要得到张巍“房间后面。Z:是的。我们必须做到这一点,我们公寓的和平!H:你怎么能要求我做到这一点?G:我们可以付出什么,我们都有,包括张伟!H:它“不该钱的事,他可以得到它后面如果他有该能力打败我。Z:好吧,我要替他他向你挑战。H:你呢?HahahhZ:hahahhha你害怕了?H:没门!我的意思是,你三个可以一起来。毫无疑问,如果你足够幸运击败我,将得到你想要的想,但如果您失败,我将占据全部公寓!问:你确定吗?当然:H。Z:这是一个交易!(悠悠突然冲出来)Y:OOUWOW
14、O,你有一个竞争。太好了,太棒了!我想是法官和设置的问题!四个人一人玩一个苹果,曾小贤的苹果丢了,继续摆手。Y:这里谈到的规则:每队必须回答30题,你会有三十秒的时间为每个问题。现在,硬币会先告诉我们,哪支球队。悠悠扔起硬币然后按住,慢慢的揭开,然后沉默片刻Y:请你先选择哪一面?大家一阵嘘声问:头的一面!.。不!花!.不!不,不,头!G:那是如此重要?问:顺序是非常重要的!好吧,好吧,头.(突然很激动)花!Z:好了,我们已经决定了,头上方。Y:呵呵我“对不起,但硬币的任何一方都不是头。问:(很激动),我的上帝,它“都是你的错!我们“已经失去的良好秩序!G:(。的):忽略它,反正旁边没有花。Y(
15、抛硬币):是数字的一侧。问:多少?(.)谁选择了多少?三人叹气,然后短暂沉默,突然惊喜的大声惊叫。Y:男生,请选择你的主题。问:西方的性感!(大家尴尬对视)Y:此主题不包括在内。那里仅主题的动物,生活方式,电影和科学。Z:恩.生活方式的主题。Y:嗯,仔细听:有一个人,你总是承担责任她却从来没有对你负责,是谁呢?三人笑了Z:第三者和:错,它“银行。一菲H:动物Y:一只一猪需要至去横过该桥梁,和该桥可以只承重500公斤。猪重300公斤。但桥坏了,而它正在过桥。为什么呢?G:怎么能说这是动物的主题?Y(出示黄牌)H:我知道了。猪驾驶!Y:对。问:如何才能一头猪开车吗?H:为什么不能因为曾小贤都可以开车?(曾小贤做开车动作)Y:好了,轮到你问:日