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1、最有意思的100条名言(精心推荐)阿尔伯特.爱因斯坦名言1. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.1妨碍我学习的唯一障碍就是我的教育。2. As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.2当数学原理用于现实时，是不确定的，当它们确定时，又不适用于现实。3. Common sense is t
2、he collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.3常识就是人在十八岁之前形成的各种偏见。4. The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.4原子能的释放并没有造成一个新问题，它只是使解决一个当前问题的必要性更加迫切。5. If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegan
3、ce to the tailor.5如果你决心讲述真相，就把体面留给裁缝。6. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.6我不知道第三次世界大战会用什么武器，但我确定第四次世界大战用的武器会是棍子和石头。 弗里德里希.尼采名言7. In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.7.胡
4、话一开始也就是胡话，但这些胡话是和上帝有关的，所以最后胡话也就成了上帝。8. A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.8.在精神病院随便走走表明信仰什么都不是。9. Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.9.啊，女人，你使高尚者更高尚，也能创造更多卑微者。10. Is man one of Gods blunders? Or is God one of mans blunders?
5、10人类是上帝犯的一个错误，还是上帝是人类犯的一个错误。11. Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.11许多人在追求他们选择的道路时固执，却很少在追求目标时固执。 马克.吐温名言12. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.12阅读保健类书籍时要小心，你可能死于错误印刷。13. Dont go around saying the world owes you a liv
6、ing. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.13别到处跟人抱怨这个世界欠你什么，这个世界什么都不欠你的。14. I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.14我从不参加葬礼，但我会写封亲切的信表明我是赞成葬礼的。15. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.15我从来没让上学影响我的教育。16. The man who doesnt rea
7、d good books has no advantage over the man who cant read them.16不读好书的人与那些读不懂他们的人相比，没有什么好得意的。17. “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”17为什么你坐在那儿，看上去就像一个没写地址的邮封？ 伏尔泰名言18. Prejudices are what fools use for reason.18偏见是愚者思考的方式。19. If there were no God, it would have
8、been necessary to invent him.19就算世界上没有上帝，那也有必要创造一个。20. Every man is guilty of all the good he didnt do.20每个人都为他不能行的善而心怀愧疚。21. No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.21雪崩时没有一片雪花会有负罪感。22. The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.22理智真正
9、的伟大之处在于它帮助我们与没有理智的人相处。23. It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.23将愚人从他们所敬拜的锁链下解放出来是非常困难的。24. There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.24有些人的思考只停留在表面。25. Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.25如果有人能使你相信荒唐的事，那他也有能
10、力使你犯下罪恶与不公的错误。26. Anything too stupid to be said is sung.26说出来愚蠢的话，唱出来就不一样了。27. By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.27通过赞美，别人身上的优点就成为了自己的财富。28. Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.28政府既需要牧羊人也需要屠夫。 伯拉图名言29. One of the penalties for refusing to participate i
11、n politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.29不参政的后果就是被不如你的人统治。30. No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern.30老师教不好想当老师的人，统治者统治不好想当统治者的人。31. This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.31罗马城之所以是这样的罗马城是因为市民就是这样的市民。32. Coura
12、ge is knowing what not to fear.32所谓勇气就是知道不畏惧什么。33. The measure of a man is what he does with power.33衡量一个人，就是看他在拥有权力时的所作所为。 温斯顿.丘吉尔名言34. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.34谎言都绕了半个地球了，真相还没穿好衣服呢。35. If you are going through hell, keep going.35如果你正在经
13、历炼狱，那就继续吧。36. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.36对民主最好的反驳就是和普通选民交谈五分钟。37. It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.37有人说民主是最糟糕的政府组织形式，除了其他曾出现过的。 乔治.卡林名言38. Think of how stupid th
14、e average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.38想想看，普通人多愚蠢，可还有一半人更愚蠢。39. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.39房子只是一个在你外出时储藏你现有的东西的地方，然后你可以带更多的东西回来。40. Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible man?living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesnt want you to do. And if you do any of these th
