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1、,welcome to the English corner,5,Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? 你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？,Tougue twister,5,5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctors car directly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。,5,15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. for a b
2、right night light is just like a slight light. 像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。,5,How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. 如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。,5,Whether th
3、e weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.Well weather the weather whether we like it or not. 无论是晴天或是阴天。 无论是冷或是暖， 不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。,5,I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasnt the thought I thought I thought. If the thought
4、I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldnt have thought so much. 我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了。,5,Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Wheres the peck of
5、 pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? 彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。 彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。 那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？,5,A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“ “I gave it to a poor old woman,“ he answered. “Youre a good boy,“ said the mother proudly. “Here are two cen
6、ts more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?“ “She is the one who sells the candy.“,Humor,5,Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he
7、 won.,5,I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happened?“ “A kid bit me,“ replied Ivan. “Would you recognize him if you saw him again?“ asked his mother. “Id know him any where,“ said Ivan. “I have his ear in my pocket.“,5,Drunk One day, a father an
8、d his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, “Whats the meaning of the word Drunk, dad?“ “Well, my son,“ his father replied, “look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four
9、then I am drunk.“ “But, dad,“ the boy said, “ theres only ONE policeman!“,5,Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guests plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: “You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?“ “In the rat-trap, sir,“ replied the boy.,
