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1、Three Times Beating Monster 人物：T 唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 开场：Long long ago, there was a team went to Tian Zhu，there was a master called Xuanzang, there was a monkey called Wu Kong, there was a pig called Bajie, there was a monk called Sha Seng. On their tripT: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?
2、 S: Bajie, map! E: (摸出，递给 S) S: Look, boss (凑近 T)（T、S 一齐转向 E） T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west E: But T: Emitofo, nothing is sex, sex is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here. E
3、m we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow so I am hungry master. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will. S: You will what(凶相)? E: I will eat you!. S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry. Cou
4、ld you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry, too! T: Baijie! Dont forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away T: Em.It is a problem .Wukong, do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B 已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is? S: Electric net! I have learnt the
5、 energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主 B: Hm! Hm! Electric net? You are too childish.(变成 B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)
6、Can I join you? J: Im sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh, Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady, you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见 B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah T: (气愤)Wukong! Look w
7、hat have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh, please dont T: Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离 谱)S: Please, Please, oh, no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong, Im disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm! Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2: Hello, have you
8、 seen my daughter? T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2 想看后面是什么，T 挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后， S 打，不想打到 T 头，T 晕，S 再打死 B2) E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶 T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T: Two(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成 B3)B3: (看到 B1,B2 尸体)Ohmy daughter, my wife! Who
9、did it?!(哭喊) S: Ill kill you, monster!(打) T: （想阻止，未及）You, you.(险些晕，E,J 扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster! T: Monster? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go go! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛） 人鬼情未了 J: boss, brother Monkey is. T: Dont m
10、ention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha ,ha, ha!(三尸体 B1,B2,B3 在 B 招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are B: How foolish you are , Mr Tang!(E,J 去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住 T)Ill eat you, enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha E: (呼天抢地状)Oh no! I am still a single man, where is my wife where is my true love I love you. （恍然大悟）Why dont you
11、 be my wife Miss Baigu. B: Crazy Pig! I will kill you! J: Just wait, wait! Before you kill myboss, you should tell us who would have killed my boss. B: Silly question! Its me, of course! J: Who is that “me”? B: How do I know who are you! What do you mean on earth? J: This will begin with the relatio
12、nship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time. B: Whats the problem? J: Who am I? B: Ive already known it! J:No, you dont know. Who are you? Are you ElfBaigu? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Baigu, so can I, an
13、d so can they. When we take the signal off, who are you? B: I.I dont know. But I dont have to know! J: Alright, answer me another question-who am I? B: This question has been asked just now. J: No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! B: Any difference? J:For instance, when I t
14、ake the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Doset it mean that you are me and I am you? B: Thisthis question is not worthy to answer! J:Ok, lets talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my comin
15、g to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?! B: Thats enough! J:Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question Im asking now
16、is the question you just heard? B: Why dont you kill me!旁白：Finally, Ji Wuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor. T: I, I cant understandWhat happened? S: Boss, your IQ needs increasing! T: Yes yes, knowledge is power. Lets call Wukong back. E:(掏出手机):hello, brother the master call you back.悟空回归，唐僧道歉 T: Iamsorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响） 敢问路在何方 （这个放伴奏）(谢幕)
