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1、英语三分钟幽默演讲稿英语三分钟幽默演讲稿篇一：三分钟英语演讲稿幽默幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom 你为什么哭一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats . 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系.later t
2、he little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣 all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的.the little boy grew up andbecame a man,still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a
3、 call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, whydo women cry so easily最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣 god answered 上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special. i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的
4、双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人. i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子.i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness a
5、nd fatigue without我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言. i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.even when her child has hurt her badly she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quella teenagers anxieti
6、es and fears我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候 她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧 i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand i fashionedher from his rib to protect his heart我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏 i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband nev
7、er hurts his wife, but sometimestests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly 我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weaknesswhen you see her cry, tell her how much
8、 you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处 当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,
9、sisters, and specialwomen in their lives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人， 有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thinga woman is.篇二：3-5 分钟英语演讲稿(30 篇)最好英语演讲稿汇总 35 分钟英语演讲稿汇总（30 篇）六、 周怡雪，19 岁，上海 i believe in our futurehonorable judges, fellow students:good a
10、fternoon!recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students are thebeneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education atextraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and supportourselves against all odds will we be able to better the lives of o
11、thers will webe able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the needfor character cultivation. but again, the cynics are wrong. we care deeply for eachother, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and
12、we seek truth. last week,thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make acontribution for the children who suffer from blood college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives.we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will pr
13、ofoundly impact ourfuture, or even the future of our country. i believe in all my fellow classmates.though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish. i believe that wehave the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities.we are preparing to assume new resp
14、onsibilities and tasks, and to use the educationwe have received to make our world a better place. i believe in our future.我对未来充满信心尊敬的评委，各位同学：下午好！最近，社会上有一场很激烈的争论。大学生是一种稀有特权的享有者，在很棒的地方接受高等教育。但是，我们能面对挑战而无所畏惧吗？我们能够改善他人的生活吗？我们能够承担建设祖国未来的重任吗？怀疑论者说大学生是被宠坏的一代，一丁点挫折都受不了。但是他们错了，我所看到的大学生正在努力的学习独立生活。我们互相帮助打扫卫生
15、，一起上街砍价购物，一起参加兼职工作来赚零花钱。怀疑论者说我们除了成绩什么都不关心，从而忽略了性格的培养。但是，他们又错了。我们彼此关心，我们向往自由，我们珍惜公正，我们追求真理。上个星期，很多我的同学去验血，为了给患血癌的孩子贡献自己的力量。 作为大学生，我们是处在人生分水岭的青年。我们都面临一个重要的选择：怀疑人生还是相信自己，每一种都会给我们的人生带来重大的影响，甚至影响我们祖国的未来。我相信我们的同学们，虽然我们依然缺乏经验，甚至有些志气，但是我相信我们有勇气和自信来面对生活的挑战并承担我们的责任。我们正努力准备接受新的任务，用我们所学习的知识将世界变得更美好。我对我们的未来充满信心。
16、大学生英语演讲稿 17 change the ingredients of your life 十七、王晨，20 岁，安徽change the ingredients of your life if kindness is added to a strange you will have a friend; but if hostility isadded, you will have an enemy. if love is added to a pile of red bricks you will havea home, but if hatred is add to those bricks , you will have an concentration my dear friend, if faith, hope, love, endurance are added to your life, youwill find the confidence to conquer your limitat
