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1、Bobo: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to todays “If you are the one”.Do you want a husband? Do you want a superman? Qk , follow me.Lets welcome the three girls. Come on, babies! Let us start the first part, “show yourself” Elaine: Hello, everyone. I want a husband. Actually, I really want a husband. I
2、 want a rich husband. He must have houses and luxuries cars. I prefer to cry in the BMW rather than laugh in the bike. If you are rich enough, baby is not the problem. Bobo: Wowhat do you really want, husband or .Mr. money?Anyway, welcome the next one. Wendy: Good evening. Im Wendy. The lover in my
3、dreamenhe must understand me totally. He must have a white horse. I just want a warm family. In this place, I wish I could find my true prince. Rosemary: Good evening. Im Rosemary. You see, Im beautiful, right? Tell you a secret, do you want to know, ohreally? I had just few boyfriends before, just
4、37. Now, Im single, who wants to be the 38? Bobo: Now, the most important figure will come in. lets welcome the male guest: Tom. Tom: I dont believe your program can go on without me. Im the only male in this place. I want to tell you, the first girl. Im rich. Look, these are all my keys. This-BMW,
5、this- Hummer, and this-the house near the seacards , this - Bobo: oh.ohthats enough, I want to marry you too. Tom: Please forgive me. Wendy, I must tell you. In fact, Im a prince. Whats more, I have a horse, but its black. Dont worry, if you agree to marry me, I will pain it into white.As to the thi
6、rd girl, you, out! Rosemary: why, why, why? Tom: No reason. Just out!. Rosemary: I hate you, bad guy! B: Next is question and answer. Are you ready? Elaine: me, me! Bobo: ok, Ill give you the chance. Elaine: Do you drop hair? Tom: How do you know that? Actually, I do. Elaine: I can help you. You kno
7、w, I am selling Tom: ohyou are a very kind girl. Can we talk about some details about this? Elaine: Of course. Why not? By the way, lets talk about the price. The lowest I can offer is Bobo: Hey, you guys, wake up. This is the not ad time, ok?, Wendy: Please, Im here too. Tom: oh.sorry. To show my g
8、reatest apologies, my beautiful lady, what can I do for you? Wendy: Can you perform a play for me? Tom: Its my honor. Ill sing a song for you. . Bobo: interesting program, charming man.Then I will give a chance to you. You can ask one personal question to one female gust. Tom: Wendy, have you rememb
9、ered Xia Yuhe near the Daming river? Wendy: who is she, Er kangs mother in law? Tom: Wendy, you are so smart. Bobo: Till now, I think you have made a decision. Tom, hold the girls hand if you choose her.Tom: oh.my beautiful lady. Im so sorry. Can I say something to you, Wendy? Wendy: Sure. Tom: em.e
10、mmy dear, I love you when a first sight. I know that seems unbelievable. But please trust me. And I will give you the happiest life in the world.Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. My attentions have been too marked to be mistaken. Almost as s
11、oon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affections. Ill protect you forever. ( proposal )Wendy: Yes, I do.Bobo: So touching. At last, who wants to be Marys 38? If you like, call her. Her number is3838438.Thank you for watching the show, see you next week, bye bye.And please remember, Im single too.
