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1、Desperate Housewives - Episode 02.02 - You Could Drive a Person CrazyThis was typed by Lucy, Andrea, and Amanda, mere humans, and mistakes are possible. If you find any, no matter how trivial, please let me know. (desperate_housewives at yahoo dot com)In the interest of finishing the transcripts fas
2、ter, screen caps will no longer be placed on the transcripts. You can find screen caps at the following websites:Desperate HousewivesWisteria LaneThe SuburbsIf you know of any other screen caps sites, please e-mail them to me: (desperate_housewives at yahoo dot com)Guest stars “Andrew Van de Kamp“ -
3、 Shawn Pyfrom “Danielle Van de Kamp“ - Joy Lauren “Matthew Applewhite“ - Mehcad Brooks “Preston Scavo“ - Brent Kinsman “Porter Scavo“ - Shane Kinsman “Parker Scavo“ - Zane Huett “George Williams“ - Roger Bart “Dr. Craig“ - Terry Bozeman “Mr. Pashmutti“ - Brian George “Rita Rivara“ - Alexandra Lydon
4、“Joe Flannery“ - Daniel Roebuck “Phyllis Van de Kamp“ - Shirley Knight “Ida Greenberg“ - Pat Crawford Brown “Danny Farrell“ - Ridge Canipe “Woman #1“ - Deb Hiett “Dr. Baker“ - Loren Lester Written by: Chris Black Crossing Guard: “You! Oaf!“The guard throws the “Stop“ sign at the passing car.Lynette
5、抯抯 House“卆ll the while knowing.its a battle they will lose.“Lynette comes down stairs with her coffee cup. She walks to the kitchen sink and sees it is full of dirty dishes. Tom is sitting at a dirty kitchen table doing a crossword puzzle. Parker is also sitting at the table. Penny is in her high ch
6、air next to Tom.Tom: “Oh, hey, honey, um, just stick that anywhere. Ill take care of it.“Lynette: “Wow. Its really pilin up.“ Tom: “Oh, uh, dont worry. I have a system.“ Lynette: “Really?“ Tom: “Yeah, every two days, I clean.“ Lynette: “Two days.“ Tom: “Yeah, I let the mess accumulate for two days,
7、and then I clean until its sparkling, and then, uh, the cycle starts all over again.“ Lynette: “And why have I never seen the sparkling part?“ Tom: “Well, because by the time you get home from work, the boys have messed everything up again.“ Lynette: “See, thats what I would call a flaw in the syste
8、m.“ Tom: “What are you doing?“ Lynette: “I think Im asking you to clean the house.“ Tom: “Really? Cause it sounds to me like youre criticizing me.“ Lynette: “No. No, no, no, no. No. Im not saying it has to be sparkling.“ Tom: “How many times did I come home to a mess and I never said a word?“ Lynett
9、e: “Please, dont take this the wrong way. I think you are doing a terrific job, but lets be clear. When you came home, it was to clutter. I mean, come on, this is more than that.“Lynette picks up a dish with a fork stuck to it. A bug goes scurrying across the table. Lynette hits it with the “Wall St
10、reet Journal“ she is holding.Pashmutti 抯抯 Dry CleanersBree and Phyllis are standing at the counter waiting as Mr. Pashmutti is handing dry cleaning to two ladies. He chats with them.Phyllis: “Look at him, just chatting away. So inconsiderate.“ Bree: “Phyllis, we 抳 e only been waiting here for two mi
11、nutes.“ Phyllis: “I told you when we left the house that I needed to eat. I have low blood sugar. Do you wanna see me keel over?“ Bree: “No. In theory.“Mr. Pashmutti hands Bree her dry cleaning.Mr. Pashmutti: “Here you are.“ Bree: “Thank you.“ Mr. Pashmutti: “By the way, Mrs. Van de Kamp, I heard ab
12、out your husbands passing. Im so sorry. Dr. Van de Kamp was one of my favorite customers, truly.“ Bree: “Thats very sweet of you. Thank you.“ Mr. Pashmutti: “Im not just being polite, Mrs. Van de Kamp. How are you feeling?“ Bree: “Well, Mr. Pashmutti -“ Phyllis: “Were holding up as best we can under
13、 the circumstances.“ Bree: “Im sorry. This is, uh, Rexs mother, Phyllis.“ Mr. Pashmutti: “Im so sorry about your son.“ Phyllis: “Thank you. You know, the hardest thing is to lose a child.“ Mr. Pashmutti: “I cant even imagine.“ Bree: “Come on, Phyllis. Lets get you something to eat.“ Phyllis: “We had
14、 no warning. I was doing dishes when I got the call.“ Mr. Pashmutti: “Really?“ Bree: “Phyllis, there are people waiting, so.“Bree walks away. Phyllis stays put and begins talking to the people in line.Phyllis: “Excuse me. I, Im so sorry, but my son just passed away.“ Stranger: “Oh, Im so sorry.“ Phy
15、llis: “Thank you. I mean, I was telling Mr. Pashmutti here, my life is, is over. My life is over!“Mr. Pashmutti and the others look on sympathetically as Phyllis sobs. Bree shakes her head.Jail Visiting RoomGabrielle sits across from Carlos at a long visitors table. Also at the table are other priso
16、ners with their visitors. Carlos has a checkbook in front of him on the table.Gabrielle: “This is ridiculous, you know that?“ Carlos: “Pen.“She hands him a pen.Gabrielle: “Dont you think I have better things to do than to bring you checks every day? Checks that I could be signing at home?“He hands the pen back.Carlos: “This ones dry.“She pulls another one from her purse and hands it to him.Gabrielle: “You know, taking away my access to our account,
