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1、1Three visits to the cottage刘 备 : 张春萍 2011162034关 羽 ： 赵雅茹 2011162041张 飞 ： 寇福霞 2011162013诸葛亮 ： 高江茜 2011162007诸葛亮老婆： 张 佳 2011162036书童加旁白： 张泽坤 2011162040Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three personsLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caoc
2、aos corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubeis homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hu
3、ngry for days and when will this tragic life end? Its so terrible!Liubei: Yu, its impossible that I dont feel painful, isnt it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocaos corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs betwee
4、n whiles. Its very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliangs wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husbands CET-6 fees last month, it seems that its time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or well be a
5、s poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Lets go! Go go! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliangs houseActors: Zhu Geliang Zhus WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius
6、ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. Whats CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) Ive never heart about that. And she obliged me to 2read so heavy books and do so many texts. Its ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I
7、 read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife： My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. Im dizzy.Wife： Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you cant pass cet6 to get your masters degree, it is diffi
8、cult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tianjin.(cry)ZhuGeliang：Dont worry, these books are too easy for your husband and dont need to learn.Wife： Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!Wife：
9、Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I cant.Wife： You cant? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) Im wrong, Im really wrong, Im wrong from the beginning. I shouldnt marry here. If I didnt marry here, Ill never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang：Dont cry, dont cry, stop! I m going
10、to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): Thats the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter?
11、 Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliangs house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGelian
12、gs houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En?3Keeper: Oh! No!.I m
13、ean I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, lets go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autum
14、n came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didnt see Zhugeliang as well . Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wi
15、fe is out.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliangs houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Lets go there a
16、gain and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment! Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press
