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1、813 The One Where Chandler Takes a BathScene: Joey and Rachels, Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes.Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would
2、say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.Joey: (thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!Opening CreditsScene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica com
3、es out of the bathroom.Monica: (airily) Hi.Chandler: Are you, are you high?Monica: I just had the most amazing bath.Chandler: Really? I dont like baths.Monica: Wait, you like them with me.Chandler: Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!Chandler: R
4、eally? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road
5、Rules, how stressed do you think I am?Joey: (entering) Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you.Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?Joey: Well, neither.Chandler: Oh my God, whats up?!Joey: I dont know. Its-its justlately, Ive been feel
6、ing Okay, heres what it is (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave)Chandler: Oh no-no, no you dont, just come back.Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean,
7、there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?Chandler: Do you?Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?Chandler: In London?Joey: Yeah.Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.Joey: You know what? This is a bad idea
8、. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me.Chandler: If that.Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch. Ross sits down.Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!Ross: Right.Phoebe: Hey, are you
9、going to find out the sex of the baby?Ross: No-no, we talked about it. We dont want to know. All we care about is that its happy and healthy.Rachel: Yep! Happy and healthy! And cute!Ross: And smart!Rachel: Popular.Ross: With an aptitude for science.Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? He
10、y! Have you started off thinking of names yet?Rachel: Oh yeah! Ive come up with a bunch of ideas!Ross: Really? Me too!Phoebe: Me too!Rachel: Really?!Phoebe: Uh huh! If its a girl, Phoebe, and if its a boy, Phoebo!Ross: Maybe. But it wouldnt hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Rach-Rach, what were y
11、ou thinking? (Gives her a look)Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.Ross: Huh. Thats a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.Rachel: Okay fine, what do you have?Ross: Well, OK, its for a boy. Well, I know its a little out there, butDarwin.Rachel: Wow,
12、 oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.Phoebe: Yeah, by Sandrine.Ross: Youre just saying that cause I said no to your name!Rachel: Im really, really not.Phoebe: How-how about you each get five vetoes?Ross: All right.Rachel: All right.Ross: That sounds fair.Rachel: Yeah! I do
13、nt think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.Ross: Veto.Rachel: Why?Ross: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.Phoebe: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Tha
14、tcher?Rachel: Ross, why do you hate our child?Ross: Fine, you go.Rachel: Okay, James.Ross: Huh.Rachel: But only if its a girl.Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?Ross: Veto. Stewart?Rachel: Veto. Sawyer?Ross:
15、 Veto. Helen?Rachel: Veto.Phoebe: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.Chandler: Hey.Monica: Boy, do I have a surprise for you!Chandler: Sex on the balcony?Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?Chandler: What is it?Monica: I drew you a bath!Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?Monica: Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some cand
