Humour — Things Your Mother Wouldn’t Say "Be good and I'll buy you a motorcycle for your birthday! "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Don's bother wearing a jacket — it's quite warm out. "Let me smell that shirt — yeah, it's good for another week. "I think a cluttered1 bedroom is a sign of creativity.?"Yeah, I used to skip school, too.?"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery. "Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too? humour幽默motorcycle 摩托车on earth 究竟 smell 闻cluttered 混乱的sign 预兆，表现creativity 创造力skip 跳cheery 愉快的幽默——母亲不会说的话“你表现好，我就给你买辆摩托车作为生日礼物！”“你怎么能够坐得这么远看电视呢？”“不用麻烦再穿夹克衫了——外面很暖和。
让我闻闻这件衬衫——好，还可以再穿一个星期我觉得乱七八糟的卧室也是创造力的表现好，我以前也逃过课就让所有的灯都开着吧……这样的房间更令人愉快你可以把音乐开得再响一点吗？这样我也可以欣赏它洗手，那还不简单但是，并非每个人都知道正确的洗手方法我们在数名家长中调查时发现，大多数家长都会叮嘱孩子常洗手，但对于正确的洗手方法和洗手时间的长短，并不太了解很多家长这样理解洗手：饭前便后要洗手、每次用流动水冲洗等。
