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1、+My name is Mary Alice Young.In this mornings paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.Normally, theres never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday.Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.I made breakfast for my family.I p
2、erformed my chores.I completed my projects.I ran my errands.In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.Thats why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never
3、 been used.My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.Martha Huber, whod been startled by a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me si
4、x months before.Screeams Its my neeighbor.I think shees beeeen shot.Theerees blood eeveerywheeree.Yees, youvee got to seend an ambulancee.Youvee got to seend onee right now.And, for a moment, Mrs.Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.But only for a moment.If
5、 there was one thing Mrs.Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I was laid to rest on a Monday.After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.Lyn
6、ette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.She didnt cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.She didnt have the time.But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea.Why not quit yourjob? Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.It would be so much less stressful
7、. But this was not the case.In fact, Lynettes life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant.Lynette wouldve appreciated the irony if shed thought about it.But she didnt have the time.- Stop it, stop it, stop it.- But, Mom.No.You aree going to beehavee
8、today.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - Whats that? - Santas ceell-phonee numbeer.How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf.And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa
9、 and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.Aree you willing to risk that? OK.Leets geet this oveer with.Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men.Carlos, who worked in merger
10、s and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.If you talk to Al
11、 Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifees conveertiblee.- Just work it in.- Theerees no way I can.Why not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds.You meentioneed you
12、sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.It camee up in thee conteext of thee conveersation.Peeoplee aree staring.Keeeep your voicee down.Absoluteely.Wee wouldnt want theem to think weeree not happy.Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.Bree was kno
13、wn for her cooking.And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for re-upholstering her own furniture.Yes, Brees many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.Everyone, that is, except her own family
14、.Paul.Zachary.- Heello, Mrs.Van Dee Kamp.- You shouldnt havee.It was no troublee.Thee baskeet with thee reed ribbon is for your gueests.Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.Its got rolls, muffins, breeakfast typee things.Thank you.Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deecee
15、nt meeal to look forward to in thee morning.I know youree out of your minds with grieef.Yees, wee aree.I will neeeed thee baskeets back oncee youree donee.Of coursee.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese.Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well.It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house.It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karls shirt.She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A
