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1、The Cop and the Anthem警察与赞美诗剧组2010级旅游英语三班警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Scene 1 在狐狸河监狱里，索比在悠闲地听在狐狸河监狱里，索比在悠闲地听着音乐看着书。准备在温暖的牢房着音乐看着书。准备在温暖的牢房里度过这个寒冬。里度过这个寒冬。警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Guard: get up, you lazy swine! Congratulations, time to say goodbye.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy: Oh no, man! I wanna stay here for a life-timehere is
2、 my home, my cozy, sweet home. Never ask me to leave. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本G: Damn your home! Who do you think you are, Michael Scofiled? A prison break? Get away from my sight, now! And find yourself a wife and a house!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S: But winter is coming, and its getting so damn freezing, where can
3、I possibly find a wife? How can I possibly feed my stomach? Please, sir警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本G: Just move the crap of your face from my eyes! Havent you learnt that “if winter comes, can spring be far behind?” Find Barack Obama and have a chitchat, chance is that he may come up with an idea警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧
4、本S: I dont even know Obama, I only know you警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本G: whatever, stop nagging me, or I will treat you as your neighbor Zang Tianshuo, possibly a life time in prison警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S: Yes, yes, a life time here is my dream! I dont have to worry about food and bed, and for Zang Sir, Im a huge f
5、an of himBuddy ah buddy, do you ever think of me.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本G: Enough, enough! Just get out of here. How far Shenzhou VII goes, how close you just follow it!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本这时。这时。索比不情愿地离开温暖的监狱，来到索比不情愿地离开温暖的监狱，来到深冬昏黄的小街上，他现在只有一个深冬昏黄的小街上，他现在只有一个念头，惹点麻烦，让警察把他从无家念头，惹点麻烦，让警察把他从无家可归中拯救出来，把他送到心中的天可归中拯
6、救出来，把他送到心中的天堂：狐狸河监狱。堂：狐狸河监狱。 Scene Two警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy : Oh, My Ass! Its damn cold here! I must get back to my warm little home in the jail. Well, Im gonna stir up some troubles to arrest the cops attention.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：A shop window! Haha I will call up my cop brother with your anthem
7、 of cracking 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Police：Who broke the window? Eh？Where has he gone? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：Dont you think Im in this? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Police：What tricks are you playing? Which moron is stupid enough to wait for the cop after breaking the window? Im so busy, no time to play with you. 警察与赞美
8、诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：I know you have big cases to cope with, such as the food polluted by SuHuaji, the execution of YaoJiaxin,or maybe Lucas is not XieTingfengs sonbut I can assure you that. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Police：Hey you, listen! Im pissed off after the stock went down, stay away from me, or Ill beat y
9、ou as miserable as the stock of Petro China! Again, who the hell broke the window? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：Ive made a clean breast of all, sir. Im a very very bad guy, I broke the window, I steal a lot of thermos bottles and bicycles in Chuannong. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy: God knows what evils I cannot d
10、o! So, please put me in, send me to the jail, I love Fox River警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Police：What you need is a mental doctor, not a cop! Where you should stay is the mental hospital, not the jail! Dont block my way, I just saw someone running over there, must be him 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：Oh no, sir, I did
11、it, seriously! I did it! Dont go警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Police：Get away! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：Uncle Cop, show mercy on me, I wanna go to the jail, 555555555 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S:Damn it! Why is it so difficult to be caught by a cop? I must figure something outLook! My Goddess of Fate is lingering over there!
12、Maybe some flirting will make that elegant lady scream extraordinarily loud! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S: And that cute fat cop will catch me, and accuse me, for molesting a woman! Well! Hello! The bed in jail. Im coming!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S: Hi, Babe, Have you ever seen me before? You just look so familiar! Wan
13、na a chat? Or, come to my place? En hen? We can go deep inside to our topic. Hahahaha! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Prostitute: WO! That sounds great! Marvelous! Have you recognized me, my sweetie, since the Yanzhao Gate? You know, those beautiful photos of mine are flying everywhere in this cosmos! Every living
14、 creature knows what I look like! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本P: Even that stupid ass keeps staring at me. Im hungry for the hell of a whole day! You are my first patron today, chap. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S:Well.I.me.eh.What I want.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本P: Foolish! I know what you want! No hurry, well keep walking and talk
15、.Just dont look at that ass! Yes, like this, like brother and sister.Yes! If that ass doubts, Ill say you are my long lost cousin.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S: But.Im.I.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本P: Dont be shy! Are you new? You are on the right track! Just go to your place, as you said, perhaps we can have a platonic in
16、tercourse, right?! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S: Than.Thanks.Bu.But .I.Id better go now.I just have some other affairs.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本P: What?! Dont go! The price we can bargain later! Just dont go!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本S: No, no, no.Please! Dont come close! Ill call the S: No, no, no.Please! Dont come close! Ill c
17、all the police! No! Help!police! No! Help! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本P: You such a lying ass! Dont run! Im excellent! Trust me!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Scene Three这时。这时。 调戏别人不成反被调戏的索比好不调戏别人不成反被调戏的索比好不容易擺脫了那位美女的纠缠，肚子容易擺脫了那位美女的纠缠，肚子指引着他走进一家饭店，坐在椅子指引着他走进一家饭店，坐在椅子上时，索比突然有了一个主意。上时，索比突然有了一个主意。警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy: What a w
18、orld! Ladies take the first step now. A Bawang Dinner, plus making some trouble, isnt this the shining road towards Fox River? Hey, waitress, bring me the menu 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Waitress：Can I help you, sir?警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：I hear your restaurant features beautiful waitresses, why comes an old gr
19、anny? Where have all the young girls gone?警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Waitress：Im terribly sorry, sir. Because of the economic crisis, the young girls are laid off to reduce the cost. What else can I help you, sir? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy: Forget it. This is not my day. This. this. this. and this. Thats all.警察与赞美
20、诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Waitress：Excuse me, sir, but can you finish all these? What you order can almost feed up a battalion.警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：What！I have a lions appetite, okay? You stupid granny, are you urging me to call your manager? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Waitress: Sorry, sir, your meal will be ready in a minu
21、te. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：What the hell is this milk? Full of the flavor of melamine! . Wanna kill me? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Waitress：Im sorry sir. We only care for the processing. As for the content in the milk, Im afraid you have to talk to the milk cows in person. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：Waitress A fly i
22、n the soup! A holy green fat fly! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Waitress：It doesnt matter sir, according to my experience, he wont have too much soup, besides, please dont. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：What! Here again. Holy cow, you put worms in the meal?! Oh no wait, a damn half worm! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Waitress：Worms ar
23、e rich in protein and good for health. By the way, Sir, if you have finished your meal, please pays the bill. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy：Pay the pill to your hell! I will smash your restaurant. Call the cop if you have guts 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Waitress：Not necessary to bother the cop. Dumb, Dumber, clean up
24、警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本A：You bastard, asking for my fist? Disappear, now! 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 一顿暴打。警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Scene Four经过如此多的挫折之后，绝望的索比经过如此多的挫折之后，绝望的索比来到一座教堂。唱诗班的歌声是如此来到一座教堂。唱诗班的歌声是如此的圣洁而又纯净，索比也慢慢看到了的圣洁而又纯净，索比也慢慢看到了生活的希望。生活的希望。警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy: What beautiful music! I often listened
25、 to it when I was a boy on Christmas Eve. Ah! How different my life used to be! But look at me now! Im not that innocent boy any more, but a wretched, pathetic, and desperate creature. Whats the meaning of my life? Oh! I shouldnt be like this! I cant give up myself! Im young and I can work on my own
26、! It must be Gods wish that I wont be sent to the jail! My Lord, I will follow your guidance and start a new life. I mean it, seriously!警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Police: Hey! You! What are you doing here? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Soapy: Nothing, just listening to the anthem. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本 Police: Listening to the
27、anthem? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy: Why yes, Im just standing here and listening to the anthem. What else am I supposed to do in such damn cold night? 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Police: Well, God knows what you are doing. Criminals are everywhere these days. Wait a secondArent you the one who claimed to break the w
28、indow? I remember you quite well警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy: ImIm innocentI mean, I wasnt intended to break itLook, sir, I gotta go警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Police: Stay with me! We are gonna have a good talk back to the police station. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本Soapy: Please let me go, I dont wanna go to jail, I wanna start afreshPlease!. 警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本The End Thanks ! 演职人员：演职人员：Soapy:王宇王宇 Guard:叶承林叶承林Waitress:何虹建何虹建 Dumber:高杰亮高杰亮Police:李茗君李茗君 Prostitute:陈唯陈唯Directors:刘璐莹刘璐莹 谭皓月谭皓月警察与赞美诗剧本警察与赞美诗剧本
