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1、1013 The One Where Joey Speaks FrenchScene: Central Perk. Everyones sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.Phoebe: HiAll: Hey! Hi!Rachel: How was the honeymoon?Phoebe; Oh, incredible! Oh! Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic!Rachel: Oh!Chandler: So, whe
2、res Mike?Phoebe: Oh, hes at the doctor, he didnt poop the whole time we were there!Joey: Well anyway, Im glad youre back, I really need your help.Phoebe: Oh, why? Whats up?Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my rsum, Im fluent in.Ross
3、: Joey, you shouldnt lie on your rsum.Monica: Yeah, you really shouldnt. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?Ross: (whispering) It was ok.Rachel: I did not know you spoke French.Phoebe: Oui, bien sur je parle Fran?ais! Quest-ce que tu penses alors?Rachel: Oh. you
4、re so sexy!Joey: Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play.Phoebe: Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami.Rachel: Seriously stop it, or Im gonna jump on ya.OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.Chandler: Hey.Monica: Hey.Chandler: Why are you wearing my apron?Moni
5、ca: Im making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as my wife and the woman whos carrying my child? (shes not amused) No? Divorce?Ross: (he enters) Hey. Mo
6、nica: Hey.Ross: You guys know where Rachel is? Monica: No, we havent seen her since this morning.Ross: So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand)Monica: Hey!Ross: Hey! Monica: These are for Erica! Ross: What? Shes go
7、nna eat all those cookies?Monica: Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and shes never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists spots. you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Bui
8、lding.Chandler: Oh, those places! Theres always so many people, theyre being corralled like cattle, and. you know, theres always some idiot who goes Mooooo!Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up
9、 thirty minutes late!Rachel: Ross.Ross: No, no, no, Im sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barneys?Rachel: My father had an heart attack. (crying) .while I was at Barneys. Ross: Oh my God.Monica: Honey.Chandler: Im so sorry.Ross: Is-is he ok
10、?Rachel: Yeah, they said hes gonna be fine, but hes still heavily sedated.Ross: Ok, ok. Im gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you cant be alone right now.Rachel: No, come on, Im totally ok. (hugging him) I dont need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.Ross: Still-still, let
11、 me come. for me.Rachel: Ok. If you really need to.Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monicas freshly baked cookies.Rachel: Oh, I really could.Ross: Oh!Rachel: Ohh. (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes two cookies and she looks at him angrily)Scene: Central Perk. Phoebes trying to teach Joey Fre
12、nch, so shes sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is My name is Claude, so, just repeat after me. Je mappelle Claude.Joey: Je de coup Clow.Phoebe: Well, just. lets try it again.Joey: Ok. Phoebe: Je mappelle Claude.Joey: Je de
13、pli mblue.Phoebe: Uh. Its not. quite what Im saying. Joey: Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.Phoebe: It does, really?Joey: Yeah.Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Really listen.Joey: Got it.Phoebe: (slowly) Je mappelle Claude.Joey: Je te flouppe Fli.Phoebe: Oh, mon Dieu!Joey: Oh, de fu
14、ff!Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.Phoebe: Hi!Joey: Hey.Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!Phoebe: Oh!Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!Joey: Hi.Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!Chandler: Monica. Calm, self.Erica: Thank you. It
15、s really nice to meet you guys, I cant believe Im here!Joey: Welcome to New York City! Or should I say ghe deu flooff New York City?Chandler: Why would you say that?Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center.Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.Erica: Oh yeah, lets do that!Chandler: Great! (to Monica) This babyd better be really good.Scene: Hospital.Rachel: (stoppi
