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1、GORDO:Hey, guys.MIRANDA:( grunts )GORDO:Ooh, a gruntand a locker slam.That can onlymean one thing-somebodys gota book report?LIZZIE:Ugh.MIRANDA:We have to write five pageson The Red Pony.LIZZIE:Yeah, theres a red pony.It belongsto a little boyit dies and the end.How are wesupposed to writefive pages
2、 about that?GORDO:Double spaceand use wide margins?Well, youve got PE next.You dont havehomework in that.LIZZIE:Uh, yeah, we just have to takea shower in front of 200 girlsthat do nothing but judge.MIRANDA:Yeah, and thatsjust plain fun.You know, I reallydont feel like going.Maybe Ill just tellCoach
3、Kelly Im sickand get out of it.LIZZIE:Whoa, look whos the rebelgirl all of a sudden.GORDO:Dont ditch PE.You love volleyball.You can smash every serveand really take outyour frustrations.TOON LIZZIE:Yeah, volleyball.Thats it.2. INTERIOR SCHOOL - PE CLASS - DAYMR DIG: Hey, guys.Im filling in for Coach
4、 Kellyfor a few weeks.Instead of volleyball,we are going to learnthe gentle art of.dance.( melodramatic music plays )TOON LIZZIE:Doh. -THEME SONG-* If you believe * Weve got a picture-perfect plan * Weve got you fooled * Cause we only do the best we can * And sometimes we make it * And sometimes we
5、fake it * But we get one step closer each and every day * Well figure it out on the way. INTERIOR SCHOOL - PE CLASS - DAYMR. DIG:Now you might find ita little weirdto study dance in PE.But dance is avery healthfulphysical activity.GORDO:Mr. Dig teaches History.He teaches English.He has no businesste
6、aching us dance.MR. DIG:Okay, everybody, watch this.( smooth jazz music playing )Jazz, jazz, jazz hands.Cha頽, cha頽, cha頽, leap.Jazz hands.MIRANDA: (to GORDO)You know, for a smart guyyoure wrong, like,90 percent of the time.GORDO:Well, I was right aboutVice Principal Kaplans toupee.( popping, boing )
7、LIZZIE:Eww!MR. DIG:Okay, Mr. Gordon.GORDO:Wha. me.?MR. DIG:Do exactly what I did.You will be graded. Go.GORDO:( grunting )MR. DIG:Im just messing with you.( chuckling )You have to trustyour dance partner.And what better wayto build that trustthan catching each otherwhen you fall?So, pick a partner y
8、ou trust.MIRANDA: (to LIZZIE)Partner.GORDO:( bell dings )Hey, Beth.want to be partners?BETH:Okay.( pennywhistle toots )( buzzer sounds )MIRANDA:He picked Beth Ludberg.LIZZIE:Why would he pick her?MR. DIG:Okay, positions, everyone.LIZZIE: (to MIRANDA)My life is in your hands.MR. DIGAnd. fall.( yelps
9、)( boing )( Gordo grunts )4. INTERIOR MCGUIRE HOME - DAYMATT: Hey, its greatto see you again.Youre looking terrific.JO:Well, thank you.MATT: So, tell uswhat have youbeen up to?JO:Well, I went to the nurserythis morningand I bought some marigolds.And I planted them in the yard.MATT:So tell us, what w
10、as it likeworking with the marigolds?JO:Oh.you have to bereally carefulof the root ballcause otherwisethey can die.MATT:So you were saying it was nobed of roses.( rimshot )( chuckles )Oh.LANY:( laughing )MATT:So. any truthto the rumor that youand Sam McGuireare more than.shall we say, just friends?N
11、ow be totally honest.JO:Well. weve been marriedfor 15 years.Whats this about?MATT:Were interviewing you.Lanny got a webcamfor his birthdayso were startingour own talk showon the Internet.We premiere tonight.JO:Well, I think thats great.And I would loveto be a guest.( boing )MATT:Oh, got our signals
12、crossed.You see, were onlypracticing on you.Youre not really what ourtarget audience is looking for.( deflating whistle )( boing ) INTERIOR MALL STORE - DAYGORDO:Ive decided to not getthe leotard for dancing.Im thin, and I have a big head.If I put ona pair of white tightsIll look likea Tootsie Pop w
13、ith hair.LIZZIE:Quit staring-you knowyou want some.This sign knows meway too well.MIRANDA:All right.Hey, I want some.GORDO:Maybe I should change my look.MIRANDA:I didnt knowyou had a look, Gordo.GORDO:Maybe I should get a look.(trying on sunglasses)How about this?Excuse me, maamIm with the President
14、ssecurity detail.Please clear the area.LIZZIE:Uh, I dontthink so, Gordo.GORDO:How about these?Ciao.I am Aldo.Come on and ride-awith me on my Vespa.Well eat gelatiin the moonlight.LIZZIE:Keep trying, Gordo.GORDO:( rap music playing )Yo, my name is P-Diddy.How areyou ladies doingthis fine day?( record scratches )MIRANDA:You know what, Im justgoing to go over thereand check thelipsticks, yeah.LIZZIE:Yeah.( boing )MIRANDA:You know, flavored lipsticksare getting so out of hand.Now they havemochaccino.
