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1、逗鸟外传：萌宝满天飞 Storks (2016)英文字幕JUNIOR: For as long as can be remembered,storks delivered babiesfrom their perch on Stork Mountain.It was an honor and a privilege to serve.It was our duty, our core belief,the driving force of our very lifeblood.(COOING)Aw. Ow!JUNIOR: It wasnt always easy.Oh.-(GRUNTING)-
2、 JUNIOR: This was our challenge.This was our sacred duty.No matter how tough or impossibleor brutal or harsh or inhumane or savage,we would triumph over adversity.(MUFFLED SCREAMING)Phew!(INFANT GIGGLES)(SCREAMS)Gotcha! (EXHALES)(GASPS) Oh!-(CAT YOWLING)- MALE BIKER 1; Hey.MALE BIKER 2: On your righ
3、t.MALE BIKER 3: Left.MALE BIKER 43 Bike lane.JUNIOR: Thank goodnesswe dont do that anymore.There! Right there!The problem was,we had the wrong cargo.BOTH: Our new phones!JUNIOR: Luckily, now, storks deliverpackages for Cornerstore. com!(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)My dude!Qh, Yeah!Yo, Kevron! Lookin good,
4、my man!KEVRON: (THROUGH SPEAKERS)Oh, I love this guy!(STORKS CHEERING)Perfect landing. Chiggy-check.- STORK: Youre the man!-(DOOR BEEPS)What? Millionth package? Not possible.I thought I was only at 20.Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate?You know what? Youre right.I should celebrate.What are you guy
5、s doing this weekend?Are you guys free?The wife and Iare celebrating another anniversary.Got my kids game this weekend.Family reunion. The whole familys coming.Oh. Just wanted to confirm.That you were all busy.I assumed you were all busy and you are.So, if anything changes, let me know.I maybe could
6、 get out of work.Probably cant,but let me know if you can.Great job out there, brah!JUNIOR: Thanks, Pigeon Toady.- Check out my girlfriend.-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)- Shes in Canada.- JUNIOR: Yeah-huh-.She migrated.- Shes not made up.- Okay.Look at her! Look at her!- She exists, brah!- Thats great.Hey, did
7、 you guys hear about Roger?- Ah!-(ALL GASP)Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?What? Hey, brah. I say. What? Okay.I tell you about my girlfriend?Hey, boss wants to see you.Uh.Hunter wants to see me?All right. Head in the game, Junior.So, youre Hunter.What do you do around here?(LAUGHS)No, I hate that.(ROB
8、OTIC) Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You.No, thats too robot.Just say it normal. Just say it normal.Here we go.Nice to meet you!- What is wrong with me?-(ELEVATOR DINGS)(GRUNTS)HUNTER: Junior.Hunter.(JUNIOR GROANING)(SQUEAKING)(SQUEAKING)You know whyI built my office entirely out of glasseven though birds
9、cant see glass?I do not.(STORKS GRUNTING)- Power move.-(STORKS GROAN)Eighteen years ago, I saved all storksby getting out of babiesand into package delivery.Now, this Monday at Storkcon,the board will announcetheyre kicking me upstairs.Im going to be named Chairman.Which means you are going to be na
10、medboss.JUNIOR: Boss!Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool.Now, look upon your domainwith your eyes wide open.-(JUNIOR GROANS SOFTLY) Yeah.- Wider.I love it. Feels good.How can you be bossif you cant look at it?If I go blind, it was worth it.You know the hardest thingabout bein boss?Staring at the
11、sun?No, this is easy.Whether to be like a friend bossor a distant, weird boss?Always be distant and weird.Whats the matter with you?Sorry.No, its dealing with that.JUNIOR: The orphan Tulip?I dont understand.Do you know whywe stopped delivering babies?Because there are so manyother ways of getting ba
12、bies?Yes. But thats not the whole story.Eighteen years ago,when we still delivered human infants,a stork named Jasperwent crazy and tried to keep a baby.Tulips beacon broke.Her address was destroyed,so we could no longer deliver her.My baby!It was then I realized thatthere was no future in baby deli
13、very.Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18,which means we can finally liberate herand return her to the human world.But shes no trouble.Oh, she isnt, is she?Heres our profit chart.- I love a good profit chart.- Me, too.Yeah!The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation,asleep or out with the flu.The va
14、lleys are when she tries to help.Cool. I will liberate her.Consider her liberated.And if she doesnt want to be liberated?Fire her. Im talking about firing her.Really?The only thing you need to doto be named boss on Mondayis liberate the orphan Tulip.If Im not being clear, I mean fire her!Yes, sir. l
15、am on it.I have read between the linesand heard you overtly.(SQUEAKING) Ow, ow, ow.Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?Junior?Youre talkin to me?JUNIOR: Yes, Orphan Tulip!No, its just that you never talk to me.Well, yeah, thats changingstarting today, Orphan Tulip.Oh, Tulip is just fine.Orphan hurts my heart.I have so ma
