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1、Friends剧本（第八季）801 The One After I DoScene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said I do, and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film.Monica: Okay.Ross: (To
2、 Monica) Okay, I know Im not supposed to know, but I do. And Im so excited for you!Joey: What? Whats going on?Ross: Monicas pregnant!Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.)Ross: What?! Wha
3、t do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?Monica: You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)Photographer: Now why dont we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.Joey: I cant
4、! I-I dont have any other clothes here.Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)Photographer: Well then why dont we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the
5、altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?Monica: Because Im not.Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.(Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandlers stunned faces.)Chandler: What?! What
6、 are you talking about?Monica: What are you talking about?Phoebe: Yes, II am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want
7、 to remember?!Chandler: Whos the father?Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: I cant say.Monica: Why?!Chandler: Why not?Phoebe: I cant say because hes famous.Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.Phoebe: Okay, okay. Its James Brolin. James Brolin is the f
8、ather of my baby.Chandler: As in Barbara Streisands husband James Brolin?Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!Opening CreditsScene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.Phoebe: How about just the bri
9、demaids?Chandler: Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.Phoebe: It is.Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)Phoebe: Oh my God!Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal with this just quite yet.Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.Rachel: You said that s
10、he was, I just didnt disagree with you.Phoebe: Sneaky.Rachel: Oh yeah.Photographer: Smile ladies.Rachel: Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?Phoebe: Uh-hmm.Rachel: James Brolin?Phoebe: Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered hes g
11、ay.Rachel: Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.Phoebe: (intrigued) Really?!Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!(They enter.)Chandler: Befor
12、e we go out there Ive got a present for ya.Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!Chandler: No?Monica: No.Chandler: Ive been taking dancing lessons.Monica: What?!Chandler: Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget.Monica: Oh that is so sweet!Chandler
13、: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?Monica: Yes.(They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.)Monica: Whats the matter?Chandler: I dont know, its these new shoes, theyre all slippery.Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this?Chandler:
14、 Not well.(They start dancing and Chandler starts slipping around.)Monica: Well, the good news is, I dont think anyones looking at us.Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?Rachel: No.(Pause)Phoebe: Now?Rachel: No!Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something el
15、se then.Rachel: Thank you.Phoebe: Whos the father?!Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?Rachel: Phoebe!Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.Rachel: Okay.Phoebe: Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey!Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.Phoebe: Ah-hah! At least we know its a him.Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.Monica: (seeing him) Oh sweet Lord.J
