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1、老友记中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第14集114 The One With the Candy Hearts114 The One With the Candy HeartsScene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it.Joey: Im tellin you Ross, she wants you.Ross: She barely
2、knows me. We just live in the same building.Chandler: Any contact?Ross: She lent me an egg once.Joey: Youre in!Ross: Aw, right.Woman: Hi, Ross.Ross: Hey. (stutters something incoherent)Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel things not happening, your ex-wife is
3、a lesbianI dont think we need a third. Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.Ross: An egg?Joey: Yeah, youre gonna go up to her and say, Heres your egg back, Im returning your egg.Chandler: I think its winning.Ross: I think its insane.Chandler: Shell love it. Go w
4、ith the egg, my friend.(Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.)Joey: Think itll work?Chandler: No, its suicide. The mans got an egg.Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.Monica: You can not do this.Rache
5、l: Do what, do what?Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.Rachel: No! Phoebes! Dont you remember why you dumped the guy?Phoebe: Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening. alright, still, its nice to have a date on Valentines Day!Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a cr
6、eepy guy any night of the year. I know I do. Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight.Joey: No, no, no, dont you dare bail on me. The only reason shes goin out with me is because I sa
7、id I could bring a friend for her friend.Chandler: Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a.Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, shes needy, shes vulnerable. Im thinkin, cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a w
8、oman since Janice. Youre doin this.Ross: Hi. She said yes.Chandler: Yes! Way to go, man! (Chandler and Ross hug. Something crunches in Ross shirt pocket.) Still got the egg, huh?Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up.Joey: (Looking at himself in the refl
9、ection on a knife) How do I look?Chandler: Oh, uh, I. dont. care. (Joeys date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.Chandler: .And what did you bring?Lorraine: Shes checking the coats. Joey, Im
10、gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.Chandler: Janice?(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, It cant be the same Janice. Janice enters.)Janice: Oh. my. God.Chandler: (angrily) Hey, its Janice.Scene: The bathroom
11、at the restaurant, Chandler and Joey are talking.Chandler: Ok, Im makin a break for it, Im goin out the window. Joey: No, no, no, dont! Ive been waitin for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down. Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that Ive dumped twice in the
12、 last five months!Joey: (at the urinal) Can you stop yellin? Youre makin me nervous, and I cant go when Im nervous.Chandler: Im sorry, Im sorry, youre right. (gets up right behind Joey and yells in his ear) Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!Scene: Monica and Rachels, the girls are all there, discus
13、sing their bad luck with men.Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) Was it good for you?Monica: Yeah, well, Ill take a little crying a
14、ny day over Howard-the-I-win-guy. (imitating) I win! I win! I went out with the guy for two monthsI didnt get to win once.Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? Were good people!Monica: I dont know. Maybe were some kinda magnets.Phoebe: I know I am. Thats why I cant wear a digital watch.Monica:
15、 Theres more beer, right?Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.Rachel: Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. Its Valentines Day. Its perfect.Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.Rachel: Or?Phoebe: Or.or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.Monica: Burnings good.Rachel: Bu
