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1、五年级的英语小笑话带翻译 英语小笑话带翻译 笑话能反应出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。下面是XX带来的五年级的英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎欣赏!五年级的英语小笑话带翻译篇1A new business was opening and one of the owners friends wanted to send him flowers for theoccasion.有一家企业开幕，老板的其中一位好友为了这件太事要送她花。They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,她们抵达了新的企业地点，老
2、板读了卡片的 内容：Rest in Place.“安息吧”。The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.老板很生气就打电话给花店埋怨。After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake就在她告诉花店这项显著的错误。and how angry he was ,和她有多么生气以后。the florist replied,花庙却回复说：Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,“先生，我真的对于这项错误感到十分抱歉。but rather than g
3、etting angry,不过和其生气。you should imagine this :你还不如应该想象somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,以下这个情况：今天有一个地方在举行葬礼。and they have flowers with a note saying,她们收到了花，还附上一张纸条说：Congratulations on your new location 恭喜新房落成!”五年级的英语小笑话带翻译篇2A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.有一个男的去看医生，诉说着失
4、眠的苦恼。The doctor gave him a thorough examination,医生给她做了一次完整的检验。found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,完全找不到她身体有任何毛病。and then told him,然后告诉她;Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles tobed with you.“你听好，假如你期望诊疗好你的失眠，你就必需停止把你的烦恼跟着你带上床。”I know
5、 said the man, but I can wife refuses to sleep alone.这个男的说：“我知道呀，不过我没措施呀，我老婆不愿一个人睡嘛!”五年级的英语小笑话带翻译篇3Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .强尼因为不乖就被赶进她的房间。After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .过了一会儿。她就出来跟她的母亲说她已缓!根本反省，而且事后祷告了。Fine,said the pleased mother.满心欢喜的母亲说：“很好。If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you.假如你求上帝帮勘你不要不乖，她就会帮助你。”Oh,I didnt ask Him to help me not misbehave,said Johnny.强尼说：哦，我没有求她帮助我不要不乖;I asked him to help you put up with me.我求它帮助你来忍受我。”
