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1、323 The One With Rosss ThingScene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler and Joey are playing with the duck and the chick.Joey: Hey, wouldnt be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.Chandler: Or. Dick.Ross: (entering) Hey.Chandler and Joey: Hey.Ross: Listen, I-I need a favor. U
2、mm, I was in the shower, and as I was cleansing myself, I ah, I-I, well I felt something.Chandler: Was it like a sneeze only better?Ross: No, no, I mean, I mean a thing on my body.Joey: (with a disgusted look) What was it?Ross: Well, I dont know, its-its kinda in a place thats not. Its not visually
3、accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants) Chandler and Joey: Whoa!Chandler: No!Ross: Come on you guys, its no big deal! (He turns around and shows him his thing.) Chandler: Whoa-heeeiiiiii-iiiii-ah! (sees it) Huh.Ross: Well what is it?
4、Is it a mole? (He moves closer to them, and they jump back.) Joey: No, its too wrinkly to be a mole.Ross: Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?Chandler: No, its. fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why dont you just go see a. Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! Whats. (sees what theyre doing an
5、d stops, the guys are stunned) Chandler: Okay, well, its definite, two more weeks of winter.Ross: Ahhh.Joey: Yeah, right.(Rachel backs out with a confused look on her face.) Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.Phoebe: (to her date)
6、 Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage) Vince: Good deal.Phoebe: Yeah, and these are my friends. People. This is Vince, Vince the people.Rachel: Hi!Chandler: Hey!Vince: Hey!Phoebe: Vince is a fireman.Rachel: Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone fro
7、m a burning building before?Vince: 98 hot saves, highest in the force.Chandler: Well, yknow if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred. Vince: (dead serious) Fire safety is not a joke, son.Chandler: Youre right, I know.Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. Im on call ton
8、ight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves) Phoebe: Okay. (watches him leave) Rachel: Wow, hes cute, Pheebs! But I thought you just started dating that Kindergarten teacher.Phoebe: Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, were seeing each other tonight.Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? Thats so unlike y
9、ou.Phoebe: I know, I know! Im like playing the field. Yknow? Like, juggling two guys, Im sowing my wild oats. Yknow? Yknow, this kindve like yknow oat-sowin, field-playin juggler.Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other?Phoebe: Does a dogs lips move when he reads? (Joey makes an I dont know fa
10、ce, and looks to Chandler and Rachel, whore also stumped) Okay, no they dont.Ross: (entering) Hey guys!Joey: Hey.Rachel: Hi!(He goes over and sits down at the counter, all depressed.) Joey: (going over to him) Well?!Chandler: (joining them) Okay, howd it go at the doctors?Ross: Well, he said theres
11、definitely nothing to worry about, its totally benign.Joey: Well what is it?!Ross: He couldnt even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin. abnormality. And the worst thing is he-he-he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.Chandler: Yknow what? You sh
12、ould go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Yknow? So I guess Im lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.Ross: At least they knew what yours was. Yknow, yours had a name.Joey: Oh! Maybe theyll name yours after you! Yk
13、now, theyll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, Awww, hes got a Ross.Ross: (sarcastic) Yeah, thatd be cool!cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroomMonica: Petes breaking up with me.All: What?!Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back fro
14、m Atlanta, we need to talk.Rachel: And?Monica: Well thats it. People never say We need to talk unless its something bad.Joey: Whoa, that doesnt necessarily mean that hes breaking up with you.Monica: Really?!Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second d
15、ate, Jason.Jason: .and I know Ill never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, its pretty cool knowing that youre making a difference in a kids life.Phoebe: That is so great! Oh, I. (sees that a parked car near them has caught on fire) Oh my God!Jason: Whoa!Phoebe: (the fire has worsened) Oh my God!Jason: Ahh-ahh, wed better call the fire department!Phoebe: (stopping him) No! No! Jason: No, no?Phoebe: Well, we dont n-n-n-n-need a fireman, wed, wed like a good mechanic. (hears the sound of approaching sirens) Oh my God, here they come! Well, we g
