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1、高中英语小短文有关高中英语小笑话短文阅读 笑话，顾名思义。是给大家带来欢笑的，是让大家放松精神，缓解压力，排除不快的一个手段。XX精心搜集了有关高中英语小笑话短文，供大家欣赏学习!有关高中英语小笑话短文篇1Wood FireOne woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. Husbands are like woodfires; they go out if left unattened.Does that mean, asked the other, that they make ashes of the
2、mselves?森林之火一名妇女向她最好的好友大谈雄性动物的特征：“丈夫们就像是森林里的火，一不注意，她们就会燃烧起来。”“那是不是意味着，”另一个问道，“她们将自己烧成灰烬?”有关高中英语小笑话短文篇2One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau wasknown of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, Now I know my l
3、ectures can often be dry and boring, so I dont mind if you look at yourwatches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make suretheyre still running.基础标准在吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我很喜爱的老师，她奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解她的基础标准时，她说：“我知道我的讲课可能常常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，因此假如你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我果断反对你们将表在课
4、桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”有关高中英语小笑话短文篇3Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his historyprofessor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave theuniversity. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge hi
5、m to letJack continue his studies the following year.Hes a good boy, said Jacks father, and if you let him pass this time, Im sure hell improve alot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.No, no, thats quite impossible, replied the professor immediately. Do you know, last m
6、onthI asked him when Napoleon had died, he didnt know!Please, sir, give him another chance, said Jacks father. You see, Im afraid we dont take anynewspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill.拿破仑病了杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让她及格。学校让她退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续明年的学业。“她是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让她这次及格，我相信她明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，她一定会考好的。”“不，不，那不可能，”教授立即回复。“你知道吗?上个月我问她拿破仑什么时候死的，她全部不知道。”“先生，请再给她一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了全部不知道。”
