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1、摩登家庭season 第一集 字母Claire : Kids, breakfast! Kids? Phil, would you get them? Phil : Yeah, just a sec. Claire : Kids! Phil : That is so,. Claire : Okay. Phil : Kids, get down here! Haley : Why are you guys yelling at us, when were way upstairs, just text me. Claire : Alright, Thats not gonna happen, an
2、d, wow, youre not wearing that outfit. Haley : Whats Wrong with it? Claire : Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter. about her skirt? Phil : Sorry? Oh yeah, that looks really cute sweetheart! Haley : Thanks! Claire : No, its way to short, people know youre a girl, you dont need to prove
3、 it to them. Alex: Luke got his head stuck in the banister again. Phil : I got it. Wheres the baby oil? Claire : Its on our bedside tip. I Dont know, find it. Come on! Claire : I. was out of control growing up, there, you know, i said it. I.I, I just dont want my kids to make the same bad mistakes i
4、 made. If Haley never would exhibit on a beach in Florida, half naked. Ive done my job. Phil : Our job. Claire : Right. Ive done our job. Gloria : Bravo Manny! Kick it! Kick it! Manny go! No! That was a penalty! Jay : Gloria, there Owens six, Lets take it down a notch. Gloria : Were, very different.
5、 Hes from the city. He has big business. I come from a small village, very poor, but very very beautiful. Its the number one village in North-Columbia for all the. whats the word? Jay : Murders. Gloria : Yes, the murders. Gloria : Manny, stop him! Stop him! Boy : Dammit, manny! a Mom : Come on, coac
6、h! Youve gotta take that kid out! Gloria : You wanna take him out? How about I take you out!? Jay : Honey, honey. Gloria : Why dont you worry about your son! Hes spend the first half with his hands in his pants! Josh : Ive wanted to tell her that for the last six weeks. Im Josh, Ryans dad. Gloria :
7、Hi, Im Gloria Pritchett. Mannys mother. Josh : Oh, this must be your dad. Jay : Her dad? Uh, no, no, thats funny. Actually no, Im her husband! Dont be fooled by the. Give me a second here. Mitchell : Whos the good girl? Whos that? Old lady : Oh, Shes adorable! Mitchell : Oh, thank you! Old lady : He
8、y precious. Mitchell : Hello. Hi, hi. Weve just adopted her from Vietnam and were bringing her home for the first time. Man : Shes an angel. You and youre wife must be thrilled! Cameron : Sorry, sorry, sorry, Daddy needed snacks. Hi! So, what are we talking about? Mitchell : We have been together fo
9、r. five, five years now? And weve decided we really wanted to have a baby. so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate. Cameron : Then we figured, they are already mean enough. Can you imagine one of them pregnant? No, thank you. Ekk. Mitchell : You saw that right? Everybody
10、fondling up to Lillian, then you walk on. and suddenly its all Huu. Im gonna give a speech. Cameron : You are not giving a speech . you gonna stuck with this people for the next five hours! Mitchell : Youre right, its okay, Im sorry. Woman : Honey, look at that baby with those creampuffs. Mitchell :
11、 Okay, excuse me. Excuse me, but this baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasnt for us creampuffs . and you know what, to all of you who judge, hear this, love knows no race. Cameron : Mitchell! Mitchell : . creed or gender and shame on you! You small minded, ignorant fe. Cameron :
12、 Mitchell! Mitchell : What? Cameron : Shes got the creampuffs. Mitchell : Oh! Cameron : We would like to pay for everyones headsets. MODERN FAMILY - SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 Phil : Buddy, why do you keep getting stuck like this? Luke :I thought I could get out this time. Alex :Im just gonna say it. he nee
13、ds to be checked by a specialist. Phil : There! Be free, Excalibur! Haley : Im having a friend over today. Claire : Who? Haley : You dont know him. Claire : Him. Him? Luke : Oeh, a boy! You gonna kiss him? Haley : Shut up! Phil : Easy. Easy. Alex: You dont even. Claire : Luke, Alex, why dont you tak
14、e it outside, okay? Alex: And do what? Phil : Fighting a son, it would be a nice change. Im kidding! Claire : Haley! Whos the boy? Haley : His name is Dylan . You know, I might as well just tell him not to come, because you guys are just going to embarrass me again. Claire : Honey! Hang on a second,
15、 youre fifteen, its the first time youve had a boy over. I mean Im bound to be a little surprised, but. Were not gonna embarrass you! Phil : Im better go charge the camcorder. Im kidding! Come on! Who are you talking to? Phil : Im a cool dad. Thats. thats my thang. Im hype, I surf the web, I text. LOL, Laugh Out Loud, OMG, Oh My God, WTF, Why The Face. You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so. Alex: MOM! DAD! Claire : What happened? Alex: Luke just shot me! Luke : I didnt mean to! Claire : Are you okay? Alex: No, the
