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1、?老友记?中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第23集123 The One With the Birth123 The One With the BirthScene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive. Ross: Shes not here yet. Shes not here. Shes having my baby and shes not here.Monica: Im sure every
2、things fine. Has her water broke yet?Ross: I dont know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.(Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.)Joey: Do we have to know about that?Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?Joey: Im gonna be in the waitin room,
3、handing out cigars.Chandler: Yes, Joeys made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50s.Ross: God, I dont believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. Its probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contracti
4、on.(Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.)Rachel: What, its ok when Chandler does it?Chandler: You have to pick your moments.(Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.)Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?Ross: Shes not even here yet.Monica: Whats with the guitar?Phoebe: I just thou
5、ght we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.(Carol and Susan arrive.)Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. Were having a baby, ok, a baby
6、, you dont stop for Chunkys.Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker.(Everyone is amused by Chandlers comment.)Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean.Opening CreditsScene: Carols Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.Ross: Stopped for a Chunky.Carol: Let it go, Ro
7、ss.Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross face)Ross: (weakly) No.(Carols doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)Dr. Franzblau: Hey, hows my favorite parenting team doing?Ross: Dr. Franzblau, hi.Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand youre thinking of having a baby? Well, I see
8、youre nine months pregnant. Thats a good start. How you doing with your contractions?Carol: Oh, I love them. Each ones like a little party in my uterus.Susan: Theyre every four minutes and last 55 seconds.Ross: 59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha.Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.Carol: Am I allow
9、ed to drink anything?Dr. Franzblau: Ice chips, just ice chips. Theyre at the nurses station.Ross: Ill get it.Susan: No, Im getting it. Ill be right back.Ross: I got itIm getting it!(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)Rachel: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips.Car
10、ol: Thanks.Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe weve met. Hi. Im, uh, Rachel Green. Im Carols. ex-husbands. sisters roommate. Dr. Franzblau: It is nice to meet you. Im Dr. Franzblau. Im your roommates. brothers. ex-wifes obstetrician.Rachel: Oh,
11、thats funny!Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monicas shoulder.Monica: I want a baby.Chandler: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.Monica: Get up. Come on. Lets get some coffee.Chandler: Oh, ok, cause we never do that.(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, wa
12、tching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)Joey: (to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. Thats good too.(A young pregnant woman enters.)Lydia: Knick fan?Joey: Oh, yeah.Lydia: Oh, boy, do they suck.Joey: Hey, listen, lady.(sees that shes pregnant).whoa.Lydia: Look, look at y
13、our man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldnt hit water if he was standing on a boat.Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?Lydia: The Celtics.Joey: The Celtics? Ha. They couldnt hit a boat if.wait. They suck, alright?Lydia: Oh, shut up. You know, its a rebuilding year. You. waah!Joey: Wha? Wha.a
14、a? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!Lydia: There is no father.Joey: Oh, oh, oh, sorry.Lydia: Ok, thats ok. Im fine. Im. oh!Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin in here.Lydia: Ok.(Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital ro
15、om.)Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.Phoebe: (singing) Theyre tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,and soon theyll grow up and resent you so much. Now theyre yelling at you and you dont know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry.(Ross gives Phoebe a dollar.)Phoebe: Thanks, Ross.Ross: Yeah. Im paying you to stop.Phoebe: Ok.(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys.
