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1、Three visits to the cottageAside: Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novelsthe Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese
2、history. Another main actorsLiubei, who visited ZhuGeliangs thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei sincerity, helped the three brothersLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life
3、 to the cause and died in harness. Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own SWordsman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scho
4、lar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香） were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide. Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cot
5、tageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three personsLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocaos corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to
6、attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubeis homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? Its so terrible!Liubei: Yu, its impossible that I dont feel painful, isnt it? But as the proverb
7、 says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocaos corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. Its very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliangs wife borrow
8、ed us 500yuan to cope with his husbands CET-6 fees last month, it seems that its time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or well be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Lets go! Go go! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then
9、the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliangs houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhus WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. Whats CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) Ive never
10、heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. Its ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife： My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang
11、：These books make me want to doze. Im dizzy.Wife： Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you cant pass cet6 to get your masters degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tianjin.(cry)ZhuGeliang：Dont worry, these books a
12、re too easy for your husband and dont need to learn.Wife： Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!Wife： Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I cant.Wife： You cant? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) Im wrong, Im really wrong, Im wrong fr
13、om the beginning. I shouldnt marry here. If I didnt marry here, Ill never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang：Dont cry, dont cry, stop! I m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): Thats the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What
14、 can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that bo
15、ss has went to study in England. Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliangs house. SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliangs houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En?Keeper: Oh! No!.I mean I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this mon
