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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上-+懒惰是很奇怪的东西，它使你以为那是安逸，是休息，是福气；但实际上它所给你的是无聊，是倦怠，是消沉;它剥夺你对前途的希望，割断你和别人之间的友情，使你心胸日渐狭窄，对人生也越来越怀疑。2010年精算师考试50种失败原因总结(英文版) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the 15 minute warning is called. Wake up, say oh geez, better get cracking and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few
2、 minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming Andre, Andre, Ive got the secret documents!Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form. (There once was a trend factor from Cork.)Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the proctors left nostril.Talk the entire way thro
3、ugh the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, Im SOOO sure you can hear me thinking. Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to l
4、eave the country and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out Merry Christmas. If youre really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do
5、 the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turrets Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language. If you dont know one, make one
6、 up!Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/hes not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be
7、 persuasive. Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
8、On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out F- this! and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exa
9、m starts. (i.e. Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyones done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the proctor asks wh
10、y, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling Im here, th
11、e phantom of the opera until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say you dont really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!Bring a water pistol with you. Nu
12、ff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the proctors requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related writt
13、en answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knights outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed,
14、 because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, poi
15、nt to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol (e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit). Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take
