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1、简单英语笑话 简单易懂的小学英语笑话带翻译笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。WTT整理了简单易懂的小学英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!简单易懂的小学英语笑话带翻译：A Careless Barber 粗心的理发员Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾
2、? 顾客：没有呀。 理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。简单易懂的小学英语笑话带翻译：I Had to Change It Twice 不得不换两次Judge: I dont understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didnt like the style.法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同
3、一家商店呢?犯人：噢，阁下，我为我妻子挑选了一件衣服，因为她总是不喜欢衣服的样式，所以,我才不得不去换了两次。简单易懂的小学英语笑话带翻译：The Bald Guy 秃头老先生One day, he went out hunting with some friends.A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off.When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.The bald guy started laughing,
4、 too, and just as loudly as the other men.He said to his friends, “How can I e_pect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”有一天，他和几个朋友出去打猎。突然，刮起了大风，把他的假发吹得无影无踪。朋友们看到此情此景，乐得不行，笑个不停。秃头老先生也开始大笑，笑容和其他人一样灿烂，笑声和其他人一样响亮他对朋友们说：“我的真发都急慌慌地要离开我，我的假发又怎么会愿意呆在我的头上呢?”简单易懂的小学英
5、语笑话带翻译：A Brain Transplant 政治家的大脑The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.The patient was amazed at the huge difference i
6、n price.Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。 你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。医生告诉病人，一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。 病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，政治家的大脑好一些吗?他问。 医生说：不是好一些，只是没有用过。简单易懂的小学英语笑话带翻译：What Does Want to Borrow 他到底想借什么Mr.Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?Mr.Smith: Yes.Mr.Johnson: Fine.Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you wont be needing it?约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗?史密斯先生：是的。约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗?“简单易懂的小学英语笑话带翻译”END第 4 页 共 4 页
