演员表：西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 旁白 道具：纸屑若干第一幕：大战，知己旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .西门吹雪出来（上海滩音乐）然后拿出一个碗（装可怜）叶孤城出来（音乐）也拿出一个西门吹雪：brother，do you come here to do a part-time job.?叶孤城:haha,yes.西门吹雪:this is my place. W-H-O A-R-E Y-O-U?(拖长音挑衅、不怕死的语气） what is your name?叶孤城: ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. And you?西门吹雪:I am ximenchuixue.叶孤城惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue?西门吹雪:Yes, what is wrong?叶孤城:I heard that you are good at Chinese Kungfu?西门吹雪: Great, you know me !叶孤城:what do you want to do?西门吹雪:nothing, I want to kill you !叶孤城:haha ,Iam not afraid of you.旁白：一场激战，竟然打了三天三夜。
音乐：三天三夜）西门吹雪：cool cool ,I am so happy ,I haven’t met so strong opponent for a long time.叶孤城：me to ,Bosom friend.西门吹雪：Bosom friend.叶孤城：Boya（伯牙）西门吹雪：zhong zi qi（钟子期）（音乐起，跳短舞蹈）——高山流水音乐西门吹雪：oh，my mother calls me return to home for dinner,walked first叶孤城：nani西门吹雪：我妈喊我回家吃饭了See you again one day.叶孤城：byebye....oh wait wait......,guys,can you tell me your number?(今天我们的皇上特招天下武林高手前往钓鱼岛参加保钓活动，工资3 万一分钟，有劳保，有分红，于是乎，天下高手奔走相告，然而，最后的两位决战者不是别人，正是叶孤城和西门吹雪他们又见面了)花满楼：A happy moment is always came very fast.tonight is the last game.叶孤城：long time no see ,old friend.西门：oh ，yegucheng ，your muscles become apparent.how.how diddid youyou dodo it?it?叶孤城：because I drank wei ta nai(维他奶）,it is rich in vitaminABCDEFG……拿出维他奶西门吹雪抢过维他奶: wei ta nai,very good! I like drink it. How do you know that?叶孤城: drink it please .西门吹雪喝完维他奶:Thanks, ha ,ha叶孤城:Do you still want to fight with me?西门吹雪:sure! As a chinese，.it is my duty to protect our homeland. more importantly， I need this job.now, i warn that you had better give up as soon as possible..叶孤城(恼怒+冷酷):haha,i am chinese,too .（我爱你，中国-平安）i hope you can give up firstly西门吹雪:I’m sure I won’t!叶孤城:I must give you a lesson! 3-2-1-0!西门吹雪捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !叶孤城大笑：Ha Ha……The milk is exeecd the time limit。
西门假装要死了.音乐-再见警察） 西门吹雪突然醒过来，可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?Tell me 叶孤城:What ?西门吹雪:Toliet?叶孤城:What ?西门吹雪:The “WC”?叶孤城:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!西门吹雪: Thanks, byebye.叶孤城掏出纸屑吹:byebye! Sorry！花满楼:Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!叶孤城:Who are you?花满楼:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?叶孤城:Yes, he was beaten by me in “WC” now, 花满楼惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!叶孤城:You are right!花满楼: you are the one my king looking for! You can leave for diaoyudao tomorrow. 叶孤城: Yes, It’s very good.花满楼: Ok, follow me.。