六年级英语六年级简单英语笑话精选

六年级英语 六年级简单英语笑话精选六年级简单英语笑话精选六年级简单英语笑话精选 六年级简单英语笑话：Grog Wild There was a man who really took care of his body.He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day.One day, he took a look in the mirror and noted that he was tan all over ecept his "thing." So, he decided to do something about it.He went to the beach, pletely undressed himself and buried in the sand, ecept for his "thine," whh he left stking out.Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.Upon seeing the "thing" stking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There"s no juste in the world." The other lady asked what she meant.When I was 20, I was curious about it.When I was 30, I enjoyed it.When I was 40, I asked for it.When I was 50, I paid for it.When I was 60, I prayed for it.When I was 70, I forgot about it.Now, I am 80 and the damn things are grog wild on the beach and I"m too old tosquat.六年级简单英语笑话：Life is an egg If you think life is badHow would you like to be an egg You only get laidonce.You only get eaten once.It takes 4 minutes to get hard.Only 2 minutes to get soft.You share your bo with 11 other guys.But worst of allThe only chk thatever sat on your face was your mother.So cheer upYour life ain"t that bad! Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay today.六年级简单英语笑话：Here"s Your Choe An old lady at a nursing home walks up to one of the male patients, liftsher skirt, points and says"Super Pussy", puts her skirt down and walks away.She then walks up another male patient, lifts her skirt, points and says"Super Pussy", drops her skirt and walks away.She then walks up to another man, lifts her skirt, points and says"Super Pussy", drops her skirt.The man looks at her and says"I"ll take the soup" 六年级简单英语笑话：Female Reindeer What do Santa"s female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the male reindeer pull his sleigh Oh, not muchThey just head into town to blow a few bucks.六年级简单英语笑话：Making Fish Sti One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and asked what they were doing.The parents" reply was that they were making fish stks.So the little boy left it at that.A few nights later the little boy walks in on them again, and this time he asks, "Are you making fish stks again" The parents both reply yes.The boy remarks, "Well, mom, you have a little tartar sauce on your mouth.第 2 页 共 2 页。