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1、人物：Z（曾小贤）,H（胡一菲） ,Y（悠悠）,Q（子乔） SECTION ONE H（啃着苹果）：Oh, I see, you want to get ZhangWeis room back.Z: Yes. We have to do this, for the peace of our department! H: How can you demand me to do this? : We can pay whatever we have, including ZhangWei! H: Its not the matter of money, he could get it back i
2、f he has the ability to defeat me by intelligence. Z: OK, Id like to present him to challenge you. H: you? Hahahh Z: hahahhha dont you afraid? H: No way! I mean, you three could just come in one time. If you were lucky enough to defeat me, just have whatever you want, but if you fail, I will occupy
3、the whole department! Q: Are you sure? H: Of course.Z: That is a deal! (悠悠突然冲出来) Y: OOUWOWO, you are having a competition. Great, great! I would like be the judge and set the questions! 四个人一人玩一个苹果，曾小贤的苹果丢了，继续摆手。 Y: Here comes the rule: Each team have to answer thirty questions, you will have thirty
4、seconds for each question. Now, the coin will tell us which team first. 悠悠扔起硬币然后按住，慢慢的揭开，然后沉默片刻 Y: Would you please get your side up first? 大家一阵嘘声 Q: The side of head! No! the flower!No! no no,the head!: Is that so important? Q: the order is very important! Ok,ok, the head(突然很激动)flower! Z: well, we
5、have decided, the head side. Y: Hehe Im sorry, but neither side of the coin is the head. Q: (很激动) my god, its all your fault! Weve lost the good order! : (。 。 。的): ignore it, anyway, the side without flower. Y(抛硬币): It is the side of number. Q: number? ()Who chose the number? 三人叹气，然后短暂沉默，突然惊喜的大声惊叫。
6、: Oh year! Year! Great! Y: boys, please choose your subject. Q: Western sexy!(大家尴尬对视) Y: This subject is not included. There are only subjects of animals, lifestyle, movies and science. Z: Well the lifestyle subject. Y: Well, listen carefully: there is someone that you always take responsibility for
7、 her but never take responsibility for you, who is it? 三人笑了： Y：wrong，its bank. Yifei H: Animals Y:A pig need to go across the bridge, and the bridge can only afford 500 kilograms. The pig weighs 300 kilograms. But the bridge broke down while it was crossing the bridge. Why? : how can it be the subje
8、ct of animals? Y(出示黄牌) H: I got it. The pig was driving! Y: right. Q: How can a pig drive? H: why cant a pig drive since Zengxiaoxian can do so? (曾小贤做开车动作) Y: well, its your turn Q: Japanese moviesY(黄牌) Z: we choose lifestyle again. Y: listen , Huyifei falls from the height of 6000 to 1000. why is s
9、he still alive?Q: for she was in a plane. Y: wrong. She was a Chinese stock investor who dropped from 6000 point to 1000 point. Z: I see that, can you be more stupid?Y: yifei H: movies Y: please speak out the four most frequent dialogues said by Monk Sha. H(思考一会儿): big brother, our master was caught
10、 by the monster!Y: one. H: second brother, our master was caught by the monster!Y: right, two. H: big brother, second brother was caught by the monster! Y: three. What about the last one? H: ouei! big brother, our master and second brother were both caught by the monster. Y: perfect!SECTION TWOY: no
11、w, the score is 15 to 14Here comes the last question. It is your last chance. Please choose a subject. : science! I love science! Y: waoo the question may not be easy to you. We divide the pain into 12 degrees in medical. The first degree is bitten by a mosquito, and the twelfth degree is the pain o
12、f delivering a baby. So, whats the thirteenth degree?: I know, I know! Its HARA-KIRI! : wai-wai-wait, wait. It mustnt be right, if HARA-KIRI is more painful than deliver a baby, why do so many people choose Caesarean birth? I apply to refute his answer! : lvZiqiao, how can you refute my answer? If m
13、y room is occupied, I will make sure you kill your self by HARA-KIRI! 关谷激动争吵， ， Q: Stop making noise! Let me think!. I got it! It is the feeling when a pregnant woman was bitten by a mosquito while giving birth to a baby! Y: correct! Now the score is 15 to 15. its a drew. H: why? I do not accept it.
14、 Y: calm down, Ive already prepared for this result. Extra-time! 三人怪叫 喔 Y: both side will have two minutes to answer, add 1 mark if correct, deduct 1 mark if wrong and no mark if you give up. Are you clear?H: heng You are losers, are you sure you want to bet on it?Z: Of course! H: I mean, more wager
15、s. Z: Well, I want your(众人吃惊) washing machine! H: OK, so whats your wager? Q: We can give you ZhangWei! H: What am I going to do with that guy? Q: Let me tell you, it is not depend on what you want, but what we have! TO BE CONTINUED （胡一菲） ，G（关谷） ，Y（悠悠） ，Q（子乔） 第一节 （啃着苹果）：哦，我明白了，你想要得到张巍“房间后面。 Z：是的。我们必
16、须做到这 一点，我们公寓的和平！ H：你怎么能要求我做到这一点？ G：我们可以付出什么，我们都有，包括张伟！ H： 它“不 该 钱的事， 他 可以 得到 它 后面 如果 他 有 该 能力 打败我。 Z：好吧，我要替他他向你挑战。 H：你呢？Hahahh Z：hahahhha你害怕了？ H：没门！我的意思是，你三个可以一起来。毫无疑问， 如果你足够幸运击败 我， 将得到 你想要的 想， 但 如果 您 失败， 我 将 占据 全部公寓！ 问：你确定吗？ 当然：H。 Z：这是一个交易！ （悠悠突然冲出来） Y：OOUWOWO，你有一个竞争。太好了，太棒了！我想是 法官和设置的问题！ 四个人一人玩一个苹果，曾小贤的苹果丢了，继续摆手。 Y：这里谈到的规则：每队必须回答 30 题，你会 有三十秒的时间为每个问题。 现在，硬币 会先告诉我们，哪支球队。 悠悠扔起硬币然后按住，慢慢的揭开，然后沉默片刻 Y：请你先
