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1、,Aneducationbeyondtheclassroom:excellingintherealmofhorizontalacademicsKarenF.OwenSenicrionorsThesisDukeUniversitySubmittedtotheDepartmentofLate-NightEntertainmentinpartialfulfilimentoftherequirementsforaDegreeinTempestuousFrolicking(D.TF)May,2010BackgroundSenioryearandcollegeingeneraloftenbringabou
2、tcertainsituationsthatresultintheseekingofSo-called“sex.“Untilnow,nostudieshavesucceededindevelopingamethodologyforquantifyingandrankingtheseso-calledhorizontalacademics.Inthisstudy,weuseddatafromfouryearsatDukeUniversitytocreateevaiuationcriteriaforsuchencountersandappliedthesecriteriatotheevaluate
3、dSubjects,hopefullyallowingforfuturemaximizationofenjoymentofsSuchprocedures:.s|evaluated嚎嘉onmy19“binthday,(9/23108)WemetatShootersthrough国命命善善嘴咤ndheboughtmemany,manybeers.Afterthefnalsong,heInvitedmebacktohishouseto“hangoutNeedlesstosay,thiswasmyfrstntroductionintotheglorious,alpha-maledominatedwor
4、ldofDukeLacrossehookups.Aftersomeactual“hangingout(duringwhich1wasaskedwhichlaxerlfoundthemostattractvetowhich|replied喜国嗲咤.ponhichlwasinfomedofhislackofum,largesse)itwasbacktohisbedroom,whichsportedalovelykingsizedbed。Memorablemoments:standingoutsideofShooters,surroundedby围andafewffiends(命命命命唐命命命命图哉
5、eto“Shessohotguys,isnttshesohot2“nodsandmurmursofassent“Herbreasts.theyrejustexquisite.SQexquistte“Eingaskedtonamethelacrosseplayer1thoughtwasthehotasttaaroomofotherlacrosseplayersIndludingtheone1wasabouttohookUpwth,Actuallyreplyingfonestiytothequeston-*Pros:Heisenormous.Like.1wasactualyrenderedspee
6、chless.Afterafreshmanyearoffratstar-sizing,1wasnttreallyevensurewhattodowiththesituationathand(erm,mouth?)Additonaly,hehadjustbrokenupwithhisginfriendofthreeyearsandwasagradstudentSoexperiencewasonhissideAndheusediL*Cons:Hedoesnothaveallthatexciingofapersonality.Itwasovertooquickly.1wasprobablyalitl
7、eawcward,anddidntreallyknowhowtomoveorwhatodo.Anditwasatadbitpainful.。RawScore:4/10sThistennisstarwasassessedbeforejunioryearspringbreakinMarchof2009.AftermanylonglooksexchangedbetweenusonthepathtoandfromWilsonGymnasium,hefinaly2pproachedatShootersl|andaskedforadancebeforeSuggestingthatweexittheprem
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9、ds,andfinishedinaboutfiveminutes,afterwhichhesimplywalkedoutoftheroomanddidnotreturn。sPros;Hewasatleastasuccessfulathlete,andwasfainylengthy;hehadagoodbody.。Cons:Absolutelyeverythingelseabouthimandthesituationasawhole.Also,1accidentallyleftmyfavoritepairofearringsfromSouthAfrica.Whenltextedhimthisfa
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11、roughoutthenightheboughtmeshots,andatlosingsonghegrabbedmyshoulderspushedmeagainstawallandaskedif1wantedto“getoutofthisplaceFindingmyselfovenwhemingyattractedtothisathleticinteligentsophomore,andsuddenlyanxioustostopbeingamatureperson,1agreedandwewentbacktomyplaceMemorablemoments:1couldnotwalkthenex
12、tday.Could.NotWalkInalthebestways,ofcourse.Also1sentmyroommatethefolowingsexietext“donttcomebackkbrousghtboybackkSEXMMWhenever1lwenttothebathroom,1airayedmyselfinazebra:printsnuggie.Aonepointposthookup,hewasieralyustrunninghishandsupandwn,3loer8IWien1askedlaughing,whatnewasdoing,herepliedinaeepposts
13、exvolce.Shh.fmjusttyingtoexplorethisbody.Pros:Did1mention1couldnotwalkthenextday?Hewasvery,verywelequipped.Andheknewhowtousehishardware.Andtheaggressionwasunbelievable.Addiionaly,wehadalotofthingsincommon,andtheconversationsprecedingandfollowinghookupsessionswereextremelyenjoyableCons:Hesnored.1wasc
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