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1、LIZZIE: Face it, Miranda. it doesnt matter which X-Man you are- you could be Mystique that hot blue chick and Ethan Craft wouldnt give you the time of day. Which is why Id be Rogue. Id use my mutant power to suck away all Kates popularity. Ethan Craft would have no choice but to turn to me. MIRANDA:
2、 Or moi. GORDO: Great, use the untapped powers of the universe to land a guy whos going to end up working at a gas station- part-time. ( crashing sounds ) LIZZIE: Hello! Ever heard of knocking? MATT: Have you seen the flashlight? LIZZIE: No. On the phone. leave! I have to get off the phone and crush
3、 my little brother. ( screams ) (to MATT) You have five seconds till I sit on your head. One. two. three. MATT: Got it. LIZZIE: ( groans ) Does anyone knock in this house? LIZZIE: Yes, Dad, what do you want? SAM: Do you have any idea why your little brother is covered in dirt? LIZZIE: You caught me-
4、 I buried him in the backyard and he dug his way out. Joke! I dont know why hes mud boy but Ive got a lot to worry about, Dad. Im getting married in the morning and if you please would excuse me! ( huffing ) SAM :(to JO) Honey, a little help? - THEME SONG - * If you believe * * Weve got a picture-pe
5、rfect plan * * Weve got you fooled * * Cause we only do the best we can * * And sometimes we make it * * And sometimes we fake it * * But we get one step closer each and every day * * Well figure it out on the way. * ( bell ringing ) MRS STEBEL: The rules for the social studies marriage project are
6、as follows: I will pair you off into couples and then everyone will come and select an occupation from this fishbowl. Each couple must create a fictional lifestyle for themselves and the couple with the best marriage doesnt have to write a paper. Each couple must make all decisions together. The pro
7、ject will last one week and will end with a pretend 20th school reunion party where youll give a report about your last 20 years. Any questions? TOON LIZZIE: Yeah. Wheres my bachelor number one? MRS STEBEL: Okay, lets begin. Kate Saunders. youll be married to. Larry Tudgeman. TOON LIZZIE: Mr. and Mr
8、s. Larry Tudgeman. Mrs. Kate Tudgeman. Kate Saunders Tudgeman. Its all good. KATE: Mrs. Stebel I cant be married to Larry. Ugh! MRS STEBEL: But you are married to Larry. KATE: Stop saying that. I want a new husband. MRS STEBEL: There are no new husbands, Kate. Now, you and Larry come on up and selec
9、t your job. TOON LIZZIE: This is great. I could be married to a tree frog and still have a better marriage than her. KATE: Ugh. Ugh. LARRY: Yeah, hey, Im a mailman! No, no- Im a mail delivery man. For without me, there is no mail, I am the mailman. KATE: Im a TV anchorwoman? I love that. LARRY: Hone
10、y, that is so great. KATE: Put a cork in it, Tudgeman. MRS STEBEL: All right, Lizzie McGuire youll be paired with. ( clock ticking ) TOON LIZZIE: Ethan Craft, Ethan Craft, Ethan Craft Ethan Craft, Ethan Craft! MRS STEBEL: David Gordon. ( buzzer sounds ) TOON LIZZIE: Gordos cool. Yeah, Im seeing it.
11、Best friends equals best marriage. Mix those two together and we have a recipe for victory. No paper for us this weekend, yes! LIZZIE: Lawyer? Cool Mo Dee. GORDO: Sanitation engineer? Oh, Im a garbageman. Im Gordo the garbageman. My wifes a lawyer; I pick up trash. LARRY: Hey, it doesnt make you les
12、s of a man. Trust me, I know. My wife. TV personality. MRS STEBEL: Miranda Sanchez youll be paired with Ethan Craft. TOON LIZZIE: Okay, so shes my best friend so I guess Im happy for her. But this is so unfair. ETHAN: (to MIRANDA) Hey, Mrs. Ethan Craft. ( heart thumping ) ETHAN: Surgeon. Thats like
13、a doctor, right? TOON LIZZIE: Okay, so Ive met vegetables brighter than him. But he is a total hottie. GORDO: Hes a doctor, and Im a garbageman. Wha. MIRANDA: Homemaker. ETHAN: Can I escort Mrs. Ethan Craft to her seat? ( wedding bells ringing ) MIRANDA: Thats Mrs. Doctor Ethan Craft. TOON LIZZIE: M
14、rs. Doctor Ethan Craft? MIRANDA: Hi. Just wanted to let you know Im eating with my husband the doctor, today. See you guys in gym. LIZZIE: Sure. (to GORDO) Did you see that rock on Mirandas hand? TOON LIZZIE: Thats not a rock, its a continent. GORDO: Ive been thinking about it. Im not going to let t
15、his trashman thing get me down. Ive got plans, big plans. Im going to build a trash empire with employees and trucks and city contracts. Its going to be huge. LARRY: Hey, Kate. Hey, Kate? Kate? KATE: Ugh, do I know you? LARRY: Yeah, Im your husband. Mrs. Stebels class? Mailman? Okay, uh. We should p
16、robably get to work on this. KATE: Look, I have plans this weekend so I cant write a paper so I need the best marriage, which means you cant be in it, okay? LARRY: Aah. Want a Brussels sprout? KATE: Ew! GORDO: The key is one truck, just one garbage truck. Then that becomes two garbage trucks, then three then a lot of garbage trucks-
