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1、120 条光棍节短信11 月 11 日是单身一族的一个另类节日，因为这一天的日期里面有连续四个一的缘故，这个日子便被定为光棍节，下文为大家分享 20 条光棍节短信，接下来让我们一起来看看吧。一、 冲动时我真恨不得变成动物，哪怕只是头卖力的牲畜。听凭主人的吩咐，不用感受做人的无助。或者干脆来个移花接木，彻底的做个变性手术。跑到人群中滥竽充数，也好让同胞们多一条可以选择的出路。二、 光棍节有什么好怕的，不就是看着情侣盯着成绩心在流血而已。三、 寒冬可怕，不如孤独的凄凉可怕;孤独可怕，不如持续几十年的单身可怕;几十年单身可怕，不如明年还收到这条短信可怕。光棍节快乐!四、 现实的打击让我鸡肠小肚。我最
2、看不惯情侣们当众亲密过度。只要看到有人稍越雷池半步，我就会上前阻止并提醒他们病出口入。结果自然不必赘述，我经常会体验到肢体语言的丰富。尽管如此我也并没有减少对此事的关注，反而更觉得有必要加大宣传的攻势和力度。2五、 光棍节竟然在学校过。六、 吃不著猪蹄儿能看看猪跑也算对我心灵创伤的平复。所以能看到美女的繁华地段成了我最爱的去处。每当看著她们迈著款款的猫步，在我的视线里出出入入，我总是能感受到久违了的心跳并顺便痛心一下她们的已为人妇。七、 光棍节快到了! 爱我留：我爱你 知己留：我懂你 兄弟留：我陪你 姐妹留：我疼你 朋友留：我挺你 男友。八、 家有梧桐树，不愁凤凰来，事业爱情两莫误，尽快!九、
3、 女友几时有把酒问群友不知群里姑娘可有男朋友我欲离群而去又恐机会流走夜难眠不应有醉何时才能把梦有十、 讨厌光棍节，让我们这些单身无法面对。十一、 光棍不用愁啊，天下的美女参北斗啊，先想自由，努力奋斗，再把钱赚够啊，愿你早日甜蜜爱情守啊，朋友，光棍节快乐!十二、 光棍节的时候期中试卷陪我过。十三、 光棍节不给大家发糖的班长要跟数学课代表接吻!十四、 光棍好，自己清;单身好，不会失恋没烦恼，祝大家光棍节快乐!十五、 今天是光棍节，我实在是不想再当光棍了，嫁给我吧，如果你不嫁给我的话，我就我就我就嫁给你。十六、 吾以为 11 月 11 日两边各成一对，不符合光棍节萧瑟的气氛，而 11 月 1 日，斜
4、眼看着那边另一对，陡然增加了一股冷艳3牛逼的气质，天灵盖一道金光，一种杯具之器从天而降!十七、 菇凉们光棍节快乐，即使我们是陌生人我关心你。十八、 一人消费，没有拖累，独立自主，拍板干脆，不扫房屋，不叠床被，不听罗嗦，不会下跪。十九、 咱们光棍有力量，嘿!咱们光棍有力量!每日每夜工作忙，嘿!每日每夜工作忙!二十、 谁不想当一个闪耀着中世纪欧洲浪漫色彩的贵族，这是一个不能实现的梦想?不!今天你还是单身的话，就可以大大方方地过把贵族瘾。简爱英文观后感（一）This is a story about a special woman who has been exposed to a hostilee
5、nvironment but struggling for her ideal life conreattionously and fearlessly.It seems to me that many readers s English reading experience starts with Jane Eyer.It is not surprising to find some differences because it was filmed and retold in a new way,but the spirit of the novel remains to be an in
6、dependent person, both physically and mentally.Jane Eyer was a born orphan,whose parents went off when she was very young,and her aunt,the only relative she had,treated her as badly as she could.At the beginning of 4Janes education in Lowwood Orphanage,she didnt get what she had been expecting.As a
7、reward of revolting the ruthless oppression,Jane got a chance to be a tutor in Thornfield Garden.There she made the acquaintance of lovely Adele and that gardens owner,Rochester,a man with warm heart while a cold face outside.After Jane and Rochester fell in love with each other and meant to get mar
8、ry,Jane came to know Rochester had already got a legal life .And,unfortunately,Rochester seemed under the shadow of his wife.Jane wanted to give him a hand,however,she made her mind to leave,because she didnt want to betray her own priciples.She is Jane Eyer.The film has finally got a symbolist end.
9、After finding Rochesters misfortune brought by his original mad wife,Jane chose to stay with him forever.Life is ceaselessly changing,but our living priciples remain.Firmly persisting for the rights of being independent gives us enough confidence and courage.In the world of the film,we have found te
10、 stories of ourselves, which makes us so concerned about the fate of the dramatis personae.Its our spirit that makes the life meaningful.简爱英文观后感（二）5Oliver Twist, one of the most famous works of Charles Dickens, is a novel reflecting the tragic fact of the life in Britain in 18th century.The author w
11、ho himself was born in a poor family wrote this novel in his twenties with a view to reveal the ugly masks of those cruel criminals and to expose the horror and violence hidden underneath the narrow and dirty streets in London.The hero of this novel was Oliver Twist, an orphan, who was thrown into a
12、 world full of poverty and crime. He suffered enormous pain, such as hunger, thirst, beating and abuse. While reading the tragic experiences of the little Oliver, I was shocked by his sufferings. I felt for the poor boy, but at the same time I detested the evil Fagin and the brutal Bill. To my relie
13、f, as was written in all the best stories, the goodness eventually conquered devil and Oliver lived a happy life in the end. One of the plots that attracted me most is that after the theft, little Oliver was allowed to recover in the kind care of Mrs. Maylie and Rose and began a new life. He went fo
14、r walks with them, or Rose read to him, and he worked hard at his lessons. He felt as if he had left behind forever the world of crime and hardship and poverty.6How can such a little boy who had already suffered oppressive affliction remain pure in body and mind? The reason is the nature of goodness
15、. I think it is the most important information implied in the novel by Dickens-he believed that goodness could conquer every difficulty. Although I dont think goodness is omnipotent, yet I do believe that those who are kind-hearted live more happily than those who are evil-minded.For me, the nature
16、of goodness is one of the most necessary character for a person. Goodness is to humans what water is to fish. He who is without goodness is an utterly worthless person. On the contrary, as the famous saying goes, The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose, he who is with goodness undoubtedly is a happy and useful person. People receiving his help are grateful to him and he also gets gratified from what he has done, and thus he can do good to both the people he has h
