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1、叶花 K 西人物介绍:西门吹雪() ,叶孤城() ,ing(K).花满楼()道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干。第一幕:决战紫荆城之颠旁白:A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .Birdsaredancinginthecold .Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .Windiscominginsilence.Another mysteriousmanapproaches .Y 与 X 相遇X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.X:Excu
2、seme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname? Y:ha ha ,Iwontchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. Imthemostfamous-YeGucheng. Whoareyou?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y 惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,whatiswrong? Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?X:Great, youknowme !Y 抱腿:Please, please Dontkillme! letmeyougo!X:N
3、o, Imustkillyou !Y:Idontwanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?Y 突然站起冷冷的说:Dont forceme!X:Pardon!(Y 拿出一袋牛奶)X 抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?Y:pleasedrinkit!X 喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,haY:Doyoustillw
4、anttokillme?X:Sure, must! milkismilk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?X:ImsureIwont!Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdontbeatyourthistime, youllneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!X 捂着肚子,蹲下:Oach,Oach !Y 大笑:HaHaX 可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:
5、Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!X:Thanks,byebye.Y 掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!Y:Whoareyou?H:Hua-man-lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,haH 惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!Y:Youareright!H:Terif
6、fic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?Y:Yes,Itsverygood.H:Ok, followme, Letsgotoseemyking!Y:Ok,Lets go!第二幕:无间道H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! (指 Y) thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.H 走到 Y 前, 婚礼进行曲起,H 神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchasc
7、old headache,sair and aids?Y: Yes,Ido.K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!(音乐停)X 唱着上:Onlyyou(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?Y 急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi( 维语再见)K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isnt it ?Y:How cleverX 冷酷
8、:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!Y 抱 X 的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!X:Forgiveme? Why?Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, Illtellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thela
9、dys“WC”!Y:Ilikegoingladys WC .IIIthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.( 又拿出一袋牛奶 )X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)K: ayixidailu?Whatsthemeaning? whyIalsocantunderstandyou?X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.K:Dont saythat“you love me”. Illkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!X:What? ( 侧耳装着听不到) You-kill-me?come,
10、 come(上去抓住 K)K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!X:Howcanyoukillme? hahaY:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X 捂着肚子,蹲下 )K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, IllgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou haveavacation.Y:Thats good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesi
11、milartastewithme! HahahaY:Hahaha-H:Wheressomewhere?K:What? Y:Doyouwanttogoladys“WC”?X:Yes,II do.H 顶着摇头:X,no, no, youcantgotoLadys “WC”. Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!X: whatifImthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutImstillsomiserable ? when
12、canIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLadys WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?H: myreal nam
13、e isLuXiaofeng-the wifeofX .Imaspy.K 惊讶: !you-you-YouareLuXiaofeng ? Xwife ?Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for
14、today ! (轻声说)willdie ,goandseehim ,please .H 扑倒在的身边:,dot die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning ! K:what amoving story !I was impressed !Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that
15、itneednt resume ! (H 忽然将一把匕首插进 Y 的心脏,吓跑 .音乐再见,警察起)Y 痛苦状:dontleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat Im wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you-help me . Ill never dothat again !(Y 死,音乐停)(X 咳,H 扑到身边,电影我的父亲母亲原声音乐起)H
16、: X , oh , no ,you cant die ,we will go home together .X:gohome ! ?H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,b