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1、英语课前三分钟演讲 搞笑 欢迎来到招生考试网http:/演讲稿栏目，本文为大家带来英语课前三分钟演讲 搞笑，希望能帮助到你。 英语课前三分钟演讲 搞笑篇一精品：英语课前三分钟演讲 英语课前三分钟演讲 搞笑篇二英语课前三分钟演讲 英语课前三分钟演讲 搞笑篇三精品：英语课前三分钟演讲 英语课前三分钟演讲 搞笑篇四英语课前3分钟演讲资料大全 英语课前 3 分钟演讲资料大全英语小笑话：Excited Remarks 激动的话Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always
2、bring forth squeals （长声尖叫） of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday, his dads response always was Not as long as Im alive. One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out
3、 to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! Im getting one of those as soon as my dad dies. 我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车，他就会高兴得哇哇直叫，并激 动地说：瞧这辆！瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活着，你就别 想有这玩艺儿。 一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话， 有一辆摩托车开了过去。 他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧 这辆！瞧这辆！等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。英语幽默笑话：Sharing the Apples 分苹果Harry was
4、given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one. Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me Id have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
5、Well, said Harry, thats what youve got, so what are you worrying about?1 妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。 所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。 哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。 对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？英语笑话：要求加薪 Asking for a RaiseAt the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to p
6、review a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office. After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（疯狂的） screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的） laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I fi
