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1、MyownswordsmanSOMA剧团秀才姬无命小贝小郭小六无双掌柜（佟湘玉）老白（白展堂）旁白：ThisisapartoftheTVseriesMyownswordsman,namely武林外传”inChinese.Inthispart,JiWuming,anoffenderwhowassenttoprisonfromTongfuHotel,escapedfromthePrison,andreturnedtotheTongfuHoteltorevenge!However,hehaslostmostofhismemory;inotherwords,heforgetsalmosteveryth
2、ingthatoncehappenedinthehotel.Frightened,thepeopleinthehoteldecidetorunaway,andourstorybegins!ActOne旁白：JiWuming,anevilbloodyrobber,wasarrestedbychanee,thanksforthosewholivetheTongfuhotel,andhassadlylosthismemory.小六：Everybody,badnews.无双：JiWuming,thekingofthieves,hasbeenwitnessedinourtown!小六：（Cough）无双
3、：Sorry,sir!小六：JiWumingisextremelydangerous.无双：Heisoneofthemostbloodybaddiesinoureountry.Hecankillaninnocentchildwithoutmercy.Andhehasdefeatedtwoofficersfromthecapitalcity!小六：（Cough）无双：Sorry,sir!小六：IfanyonefindtheclueofJiWuming,informusimmediately.Clear?姬：Youretalkingaboutme?Iseemtobeveryfamous.Money
4、oryourlife?Makeachoice.小六：Takecareofmygrandpatheseventh!众人四散奔逃）姬：Dontyoutrytoescape!小贝：Sister,help!(Scaredanddropdownthesugaredhaws)(Jistepsonthebunchofsugaredhawsandfelldown)无双：Sunflowerhandacu(acupuncture)!小贝：No,mysugaredhaws!Youmustcompensateformysugaredhaws!Compensate!小郭：(Witharollingpin(擀面杖)int
5、hehand)Hereyouare,punishhimhoweveryouwant!小贝：Sugaredhaws!Youjustcannotunderstandwhattheymeantoawoman!(XiaoLiuwrapsJiwiththerope)无双：Sunflowerhandacu(acupuncture)!(Jistruggles,yetfailed,andwasstruckheavilybyXiaoBei,thushehaslaosthismemoryeversince)姬：Whoareyou?Whyyouseizeme?Setmefree!Im.Im.WhoamI?小郭：Qu
6、iet!Rowmountainpoursea!(Jifainted)(Everyonecheersup)ActTwo旁白：Xiucaihostsaknowledgecompetition,yethisrichknoeledgeseemuselesswhenfacingthereturnofJiWuming.秀才：WelcometoseetheknowledgeCompetitionheldbytheTongfuhotel.Nowonstageareme,DrLv,andcontestantNo.1,MoXiaobei.Question1,whowrotethepoet“ChunJiangHua
7、YueYe”?A,ZhangRuoxu;B,LiBai;C,DuFu;D,ZhangBozhi音乐”当当”）老白：（whisperto秀才）WhosZhangBozhi?秀才：（whisper）Nobody,Imadeitup.小贝：I.Iwanttoturntotheaudience.秀才：OK,mydearaudience,whodoyouthinkistherightanswer?Pleasescreamoutthechoice!（众人七嘴八舌，最终敲定D项）小贝：Itrustmostpeoplesopinion,IchooseD!秀才：Areyousure?小郭：Decided,fix
8、edandconfirmed!秀才：Ohgod,Icantbelieveit.Haveeverread“资治通鉴”?（众人摇头）秀才：And“Onemillionquestions”,and“ThreethousandquestionsofLanmaoandTaoqi”?（众人再次摇头）秀才：（轻蔑地笑）Abunchofshallowfellows!掌柜：Yeah,weresoshallow,sostupidthatwecannotevensucceedintheKejuExam.掌柜：XiaoBei,gotomyroomandfinishyourhomework.Theresnopointo
9、fwastingyourtimehere.（掌柜、小贝下）小郭：Andyou,oursmartDrLv,whycantyoueversucceedinbecomingaJuren?秀才：Istudyforfun!SagesaidthatKowledgeispower.”掌柜：Whichsage?秀才：Bacon.（无双、小六上）小六：Everybody,badnews!无双：JiWuminghasescapedfromprison！（众人围住无双，丢下秀才）白：Impossible!HeisheldintheprisonundertheauthorityoftheMinistryofpunis
10、hments!小六：Aterribleearthquakejusthitthecapitalcity,andtheprisonwasdamaged.Alotofcriminalsranaway,includingJiWuming!白：ButwhyisonlyJiWumingwanted?小六：Mostescapedcriminalshavebeencaught.无双：YetonlyJiWumingisatlarge!小六：Itsprobablethathehasreturnedforrevenge.秀才：Hi,guys!Letmeexpandontheremark“Kowledgeispowe
11、r”.Imnotfinishedyet.小郭：Whatthehellareyoutalkingabout?CanyourknowledgehelpfightJiWuming?秀才：Well,tosomedegreeyes!小郭：Anyway,showofftous.（握关节）Comeonshowyourpower!Comeon!秀才：You,youreignorant!Ignorant!（小郭追秀才下，众人慌忙下）ActThree旁白：BaiZhantangandTongXiangyuarebusypreparingforescape.However,LvXiucaijustwanttosho
12、weveryonethereasonwhyknowledgeispower.白（急）：Packyouressentials,andweshouldrunawayimmediately!掌柜：Why?Areyouokay,Zhantang?白：Jihasescapedfromprison!小贝：Alas!ItsnomoreterriblethanIthought.Ifhedarestocome,Iwillstrikehimwithastick,justasbefore.白：AndIwilljustwaitforcollectingyourbody.Nooneknowshowviolentheis
13、.Iftherewasnoexceptionforhim,wewouldnothavetheslightestchanceoftalkingaliveheretoday.掌柜（面露紧张）：Thenwhatshallwedo,now?白：Wecandonothingbutrunawayassoonaspossible.掌柜（转向贝）：XiaoBei,itsnottimeforstudyingnow,goinformingXiucaiandXiaoguo.Hurry!（秀才进）贝：HereXiucaiis,gottainformXiaoguo!秀才：Well,Icometomakeyouknoww
14、hyIsayknowledgeispower!掌柜（摔掉手中的书）：Dontyouseewearebusy?TranslateittoXiaoguo!秀才：No.Shewillhitme.白：（放下手中东西，指着秀才）Ifyoudontgo,Iwillhityou秀才：Itisbettertosaysomethingthandoforagentleman.掌柜：（把秀才向门外推）Imnotgentleman!Getout.秀才：Alas.Isitsodifficulttoacceptthetruth?掌柜：（收拾手中的手饰）Ok,sayit!秀才：Well.掌柜：Say!秀才：Letsstar
15、tfromtherelationshipbetweentheuniverseandthehumanbeing.白：Excellent!Wonderful!Takethepillowornot?秀才：But,whatareyoudoing?掌柜：Wereignorant.Continue.Whereismymirror?秀才：Butyou.掌柜:Wearestupid!Okay?Getout,Ibegyou.Well,whereisDazui?白：Hegoestorentatrio.掌柜：Allpackedandreadytogo?（楼下传来打斗声，碗碟破碎声，老白，掌柜的出）ActFour旁白：XiucaidefeatsJiWuming,withhiswisdomand机智,thusimproving”Knowledgeispower”.白:Sunflowerhandacu（acupuncture）!（被打退）姬：Whoareyou?Whydoyouattackme?小贝：Thenwhenshallwego?Mygod!JiWuming!姬：（姬拉过小贝）Doyouknowme?TellmewhoIam!Whomakemesounhappy!无双：Leave
