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1、If You Are the One你你要要想想找找一一帅帅哥哥就就别别来来了了，你你要要想想找找一一钱钱包包就就别别见见了了。硕硕士士以以上上学学历历面面谈谈，女女企企业业家家面面谈谈（小小商商小小贩贩除除外外）省省的的咱咱们们互互相相都都会会失失望望。刘刘德德华华和和阿阿汤汤哥哥那那种种才才貌貌双双全全的的郎郎君君，是是不不会会来来征征你你的的婚婚的的，当当然然我我也也没没做做诺诺丁丁山山的的梦梦。你你要要真真是是一一仙仙女女儿儿，我我也也接接不不住住。没没期期待待您您长长得得跟跟画画报报封封面面一一样样，看看一一眼眼就就魂魂飞飞魄魄散散。外外表表时时尚尚，内内心心保保守守，身身心心都都健
2、健康康的的一一般般人人就就行行，要要是是多多少少还还有有点点婉婉约约，那那就就更更靠靠谱谱了了。心心眼眼别别太太多多，岁岁数数别别太太小小。会会叠叠衣衣服服，每每次次洗洗完完烫烫平平，叠叠的的都都像像刚刚从从商商店店里里买买回回来来的的一一样样。说说得得够够具具体体了了吧吧？自自我我介介绍绍一一下下，我我岁岁数数已已经经不不小小了了，日日子子小小康康，抽抽烟烟，不不喝喝酒酒。留留学学生生身身份份出出去去的的，在在国国外外生生活活了了十十几几年年，没没正正经经上上过过学学，蹉蹉跎跎中中练练就就一一身身生生存存技技能能。现现在在学学无无所所成成海海外外归归来来，实实话话实实说说，应应该该定定性性为
3、为一一只只没没有有公公司司，没没有有股股票票，没没有有学学位位的的“三三无无”伪伪海海归归。人人品品五五五五开开，不不算算老老实实，但但天天生生胆胆小小。杀杀人人不不犯犯法法，我我也也下下不不去去手手。总总体体而而言言还还是是属属于于对对社社会会有有益益无无害害的的一一类类。有有意者电联，意者电联，非诚勿扰非诚勿扰。Marriage PersonalsLooking for hot guys? Dont bother. No gold-diggers either. To avoid mutual disappointment, PhDs need not reply, women entre
4、preneurs need not reply. Parentheses: tradeswomen and peddlers excepted.Perfect men like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise wont be seeking you here, nor do I expect to find Julia Roberts. Even if you were a goddess, I couldnt handle you. Im not expecting a cover-girl to blow me away with your beauty. Just a s
5、ane, healthy woman, modern on the outside, traditional on the inside. Slightly demure would be ideal.Dont be too young. Dont be complicated. Proficiency in folding laundry a plus, preferable pressed and folded like they just came off the store shelf. Am I being too specific? Let me introduce myself:
6、 Im no longer young, solidly middle-class, smoke, but dont drink. Went abroad to study, lived overseas for a decade, never really studied much, I slacked and learned a few survival skills. Ive returned without accomplishment. Truthfully, I am what they call a “Three Strikes” returnee: No company, no
7、 stocks, no degree. Morally, Im about 50-50. Im no angel, just too cowardly to do wrong. All in all, Id classify myself as a constructive member of society.If interested, please call, I hope youre the one.诺丁山的梦诺丁山的梦 Julia Roberts day dream (I dont expect to find a rich and beautiful woman)心眼别太多心眼别太多 Dont be complicated.Dont have some unnecessary misgiving.说得够具体了吧？说得够具体了吧？ Am I being too specific? Am I understood?“三无三无”伪海归伪海归 “Three Strikes” returnee“Three No” returnee人品五五开人品五五开 Im about 50-50 I neither bad nor good总体而言总体而言 All in allIn general
