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1、【1】At the Lesson of Geography(在地理课上)(在地理课上)A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger”老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方,说:老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方,说:“约翰,这是什么呀?约翰,这是什么呀?”约翰站起身来,说:约翰站起身来,说:“是你的食指。是你的食指。”【1】At the Lesson of Geography(在地理课上)(在地理课上)老师用手指
2、在地图上指着某一个地方,说:老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方,说:“约翰,这是什么呀?约翰,这是什么呀?”约翰站起身来,说:约翰站起身来,说:“是你的食指。是你的食指。”A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger”【2】At the Lesson of Physics(在物理课上)(在物理课上) Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heata
3、nd give examplesPupil(学生)生):Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明。老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明。学生:热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子学生:热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。短的原因。【2】At the Lesson of Physics(在物理课上)(在物理课上) 老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明。老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明。学生:热胀冷缩。这就是
4、夏天日子长冬天日子短的原学生:热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。因。Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil(学生)生):Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick( t
5、hinks a little and says):): They all have老师:尼克,请你告诉我:哪一个月是有二十八天的?老师:尼克,请你告诉我:哪一个月是有二十八天的?尼克(考虑了一会儿,说):每个月都有二十八天。尼克(考虑了一会儿,说):每个月都有二十八天。【3】Twenty-eight Days老师:尼克,请你告诉我:哪一个月是有二十八天的?老师:尼克,请你告诉我:哪一个月是有二十八天的?尼克(考虑了一会儿,说):每个月都有二十八天。尼克(考虑了一会儿,说):每个月都有二十八天。Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-
6、eight days in itNick( thinks a little and says):): They all have【4】The penBill: Mary, give me your pen, pleaseMary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes比尔:玛丽,你的钢笔请给我用一用比尔:玛丽,你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢?比尔:因为它经常产生许多错误比尔:因为它经常产
7、生许多错误。【4】The pen比尔:玛丽,你的钢笔请给我用一用比尔:玛丽,你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢?比尔:因为它经常产生许多错误比尔:因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill: Mary, give me your pen, pleaseMary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes【5】Annes Age(安妮的年龄)(安妮的年龄)Teacher: How old are you,
8、Anne?Anne: FifteenTeacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years oldAnne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen老师:安妮,你几岁?老师:安妮,你几岁?安妮:十五岁。安妮:十五岁。老师:你去年才七岁,现在应该是八岁啊!老师:你去年才七岁,现在应该是八岁啊!安妮:对啦,去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。安妮:对啦,去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。【5】Annes Age(安妮的年龄)(安妮的年龄)老师:安妮,你几岁?老师:安妮,你几岁?安妮:十五岁。安妮:十五岁。老师:你去年才七岁,现在应该是八岁啊!老师:你去年才七岁,现在应该是八岁啊!安妮:对啦,去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。安妮:对啦,去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。Teacher: How old are you, Anne?Anne: FifteenTeacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years oldAnne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen