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1、【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger”老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。是你的食指。”【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）（在地理课上）老师用手指
2、在地图上指着某一个地方，说：老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。是你的食指。”A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger”【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）（在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heata
3、nd give examplesPupil（学生）生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。短的原因。【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）（在物理课上） 老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是
4、夏天日子长冬天日子短的原学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。因。Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学生）生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（ t
5、hinks a little and says）：）： They all have老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。【3】Twenty-eight Days老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-
6、eight days in itNick（ thinks a little and says）：）： They all have【4】The penBill: Mary, give me your pen, pleaseMary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误比尔：因为它经常产
7、生许多错误。【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill: Mary, give me your pen, pleaseMary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）（安妮的年龄）Teacher: How old are you,
8、Anne?Anne: FifteenTeacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years oldAnne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen老师：安妮，你几岁？老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）（安妮的年龄）老师：安妮，你几岁？老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。Teacher: How old are you, Anne?Anne: FifteenTeacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years oldAnne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen
