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1、Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季222TheOneWiththeTwoPartiesScene:MoondanceDiner.Ross,Phoebe,Joey,andChandleraresittingatthecounter,Monicaisworking.Monicaiswearinghercostume,includingbigfakebreasts.MONICA:So,Illgetcandlesandmymomslacetablecloth,andsinceitsRachelsbirthday,Imean,wewantittobespecial,IthoughtIdpoa
2、chasalmon.ALL:Ohhh.MONICA:What?ROSS:Question.Whydowealwayshavetohavepartieswhereyoupoachthings?MONICA:Youwannabeinchargeofthefoodcommittee?ROSS:Questiontwo.Whydowealwayshavetohavepartieswithcommittees?JOEY:Really.Whycantwejustgetsomepizzasandgetsomebeersandhavefun?ROSS:Yeah.PHOEBE:Yeah,Iagree.Yaknow
3、,IthinkfancypartiesareonlyfunifyourefancyontheinsideandImjustnotsureweare.MONICA:Alright.Ifyouguysdontwantittobespecial,fine.Youcanthrowanykindofpartyyouwant.JoeyisstaringatMonicasbreastsMONICA:Joeytheyrenotreal.Istartmilesbeneaththesurfaceofthesethings,ok,theyrefake.Seesqueezesherbreasthonkhonk.CHA
4、NDLER:Wow,its,itslikepornoforclowns.OPENINGTITLESScene:CentralPerk.Chandler,Ross,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaareplanningRachesbirthdayparty.ROSS:ItalkedtoRachelssisters,neitherofthemcancome.MONICA:Ok,umso,IstillhavetoinviteDillonandEmmaandShannonCooper.JOEY:Woah,woah,woah,uh,noShannonCooper.PHOEBE:Whynothe
5、r?JOEY:Causesheuh,shestealsstuff.CHANDLER:OrmaybeshedoesntstealstuffandJoeyjustsleptwithherandnevercalledherback.MONICA:Joeythatishorriable.JOEY:HeyIlikedher,alright.Maybe,maybetoomuch.IdontknowIguessIjustgotscared.PHOEBE:Imsorry,Ididntknow.JOEY:Ididntthinkanyonedbuythat,ok.RachelentersROSS:Hihoney,
6、howdiditgo?RACHEL:Agh,itwasthegraduationfromhell.CHANDLER:Yaknow,mycousinwenttohellonafootballscholarship.RACHEL:Yaknow,Imeanthisissupposedtobeajoyousoccasion.Mysistersgraduatingfromcollege,nobodythoughtshewould.ItsatruetestamenttowhatagirlfromlongislandwoulddoforaCelica.MONICA:Sowhathappened?RACHEL
7、:Myparentshappened.Alltheyhadtodowassitinthesamestadium,smileproudly,andnottalkaboutthedivorce.Butnooo,theygotintoahugefightinthemiddleofthecommencementaddress.BishopTutuactuallyhadtostopandshushthem.Butyouknowwhat,youknowwhatthegoodnewsis?Igettoservecoffeeforthenext8hours.PHOEBE:Ok,soIguesswedontin
8、viteherparents.MONICA:Well,howboutjusthermom?CHANDLER:Whyhermom?MONICA:CauseIalreadyinvitedher.PHOEBE:Ooh,ooh,didyouaskStacyRoth?JOEY:Ohno,cantinviteher.Shealsosteals.Scene:MonicaandRachelsapartment.Chandler,Joey,Monica,andPhoebearesettingupfortheparty.PHOEBE:Ok,herearethebirthdaycandles.Wheresthebi
9、rthdaycake?MONICA:Ok,werenothavingbirthdaycake,werehavingbirthdayflan.CHANDLER:Excuseme?MONICA:ItsatraditionalMexicancustarddessert.JOEY:Ohthatsnice.HappybirthdayRachel,heressomegoo.knockatthedoorMONICA:answersthedoorDr.Greene.OhmyGoditsRachelsdad.Whatreyoudoinghere?MR.GREENE:What?Thefathercantdropb
10、ytoseethedaughteronherbirthday?MONICA:Nono,thefathercan,butum,sinceIamtheroommateIcantellyouthatshesnothereandIllpassalongthemessage,ok.Sobye-bye.MR.GREENE:Ohhh,yourehavingaparteee.MONICA:No,no,notaparty.JustasurprisegatheringofsomepeopleRachelknows.Um,thisisPhoebeandChandlerandJoey.MR.GREENE:Illnev
11、errememberallofthat.Souh,whatsthedeal?Rachelcomeshome,peoplepopoutandyellstuff,isthatit?CHANDLER:Thisisntyourfirstsurpriseparty,isitsir?knockatthedoor,MonicaanswerstoseeMrs.GreeneMRS.GREENE:HiMonica.MonicaslamsthedoorbackshutMONICA:Chinesemenuguy.Forgotthemenus.CHANDLER:So,basicallyjustaChineseguy.J
12、OEY:Uh,hey,Dr.Greene,whydontyoucomewithme,wellputyourjacketonRachelsbed.MR.GREENE:Alright,thatsoundslikeatwopersonjob.theywalkintoRachelsbedroomMRS.GREENE:Well,mygoodness,whatwasthat?MONICA:Sandra,Iamsosorry,IthoughtyouwereRachelandwejustwerentreadyforyouyet.MRS.GREENE:YouthoughtIwasRachel?CHANDLER:
13、Yesbecauseuh,youlooksoyoung.PHOEBE:Andbecauseyoureboth,youknow,whitewomen.MRS.GREENE:Oh,Imissedyoukids.Well,shouldIputmycoatinthebedroom?CHANDLER:NO!No,Illtakethatforya.MRS.GREENE:Ohwellthankyou.Suchagentleman.Thankyou.ChandlertakesthehotpinkcoatandgrimacesatitAhh,italllookssonice,sofestive,alltheba
14、lloons.Chandler,rememberingthatJoeyandMr.Greeneareinthebedroom,throwshercoatinacupboardThefunniestthinghappenedtomeonthewayhere.Iwas.JoeypeeksoutPHOEBE:cuttingMrs.GreeneoffHa-ha,thatsgreat,ha-ha.Icantwaittoheartherestofit,yaknow,butIreallyhavetogotothebathroomso.Hey,comewithme.Yeah,yeah,itllbelikewe
15、regalpals,yaknow,likeatarestraunt.Oh,itllbefun,cmon.theygointhebathroomMONICA:OhmyGod,ohmyGod,ohmyGod.CHANDLER:Ok,think,whatwouldJackandChrissydo?JOEY:peeksbackoutOk,nowthatyourcoatissafelyinthebedr-,seesthatthecoastisclearoh,okwecancomebackoutinthelivingroom.MONICA:Souh,JoeyandChanlder,I,Ithinkitst
16、imethatyoutakeDr.Greeneovertoyourplace.CHANDLER:Uhh,yes,absdolutely,um.Whyagain?MONICA:Becausethatswherethepartyisyougoon.Seethisisjustthestagingarea.JOEY:Rightthisisstaging.CHANDLER:Yeah,thismorethananythingelse,isthestagingarea.JOEY:astheyrewalkingout,Dr.GreenequestioninglygesturesattheHappyBirthdaysignoverthedoor
