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1、713 The One Where Rosita DiesScene: Joey and Rachels, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.Joey: Hey.Rachel: Hey.Joey: What are you doing?Rachel: Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?Rachel
2、: So that there will be a decent place for me to sit.Joey: Rach, there is a decent place toRachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.Joey: No. No. No.Rachel: No?Joey: No. Rosita does not move.Rachel: Im sorry, Rosita? As inJoey: As in Rosita does not move.Rachel: Joey, its
3、 just a chair! Whats the big deal?Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.Rachel: Stevie the TV?Joey: (glaring at her) Is there a problem?Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and
4、 bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking.
5、Phoebe is getting coffee.Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, This is my brother-in-law Ross. Not, My friend Ross, brother-in-law Ross. Thats weird isnt it?Chandler: Couldnt I just say, This is Ross?Ross: (disappointed) Su
6、re, do whatever you want.(Phoebe sits down between Chandler and Ross.)Monica: (entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate sectionRoss: Yeah?Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dads house. Oh, it even has a tree wit
7、h a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic isOh my God!Phoebe: What? What happened to the window in the attic?!Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the w
8、indow in the attic!(Ross calls his parents on his cell phone.)Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?Chandler: (knocking on the window while outside) Sorry! (Runs off.)Scene: Joey and Rach
9、els, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him.Rachel: Joey, Joey I am so sorry.Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy
10、you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.Joey: (slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet!Rachel: But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I mean yknow, she did always putyour comfort first.Joey: Thats true.(Rache
11、l turns for the door and makes the Wow! face.)Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?Joey: Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house
12、 we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.Ross: They kept your room for a while.Monica: Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I go
13、tta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victorias Secret catalogues, not a gym!Ross: Come on, you know they love you.Monica: As much as they love you?Ross: I was their first born! They thought she was barren! Its not my fault.Phoebe: (entering) Hey.Ross: Hey.Monica: Hey!Phoebe: Ugh, I hate this year!R
14、oss: Whats wrong with this year?Phoebe: Well okay, its already February and Ive only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world!Monica: That was me and Ross.Phoebe: Oh thats right!Ross: Hey, yknow if you want to pick up some extra cash? Some friends of mine made good money
15、doing telemarketing.Monica: Oh thats a great idea. Youre really good on the phone.Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Yknow, I probably wouldnt have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.) Ross: What?Phoebe: Oh yeah, like you never called!Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.Supervisor: So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.Superv
